I'm Billy no mates with a book and wifi for entertainment tonight and porn is never as entretaining with the sound on mute
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Funniest thing is its a nice hotel and great steak restuarant (reason I stay here tbh
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Silly pair sat next to me are having a duel about who can out grand each other. I think they were trying to look down on me in my jeans and scruffy soft collar (just rolled in of a flight) in all there self imposed grandeur. That is until the waitress who I happen to know (been staying here for over 10 years) gives me the bill and politely but I think on purposes says in front of
hyacinth bucket and her sparring partner always
ways a pleasure to see you Mr Brown should I charge the bill to your account
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I'm not flash and would never pretend to be but I reckon it's 1 nil to Blade
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