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Epitaph

Post by Kwacky »

Go on then, tell me what you want on yoru gravestone

I'm going for "This monkey's gone to heaven"
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"Rob - He's a better bloke when he's not around"
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'Bollocks'
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Ironically father in law's ashes were buried on Wednesday and from a personal point of view, i don't like gravestones or headstones.

The legacy you leave should be much more than just a piece of stone in the ground.

And some people's ideas of what is tasteful and fitting epitaph is very strange indeed.
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See, I told you I was ill :)
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I want to be frozen, then brought back to life inbthe future. Like Fry in futurama.
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D6 wrote:I want to be frozen, then brought back to life inbthe future. Like Fry in futurama.
interesting you chose futurama and not Stallone in Demolition man as your example (muscle)
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I hope some one can say I was a good husband and good father if that happens then my time in this world will have been worth while.
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I was hoping for a more humorous approach
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I want to be cremated, beacuse my wife won't agree to mincing me up and feeding me to the sharks. Plus I don't think it's quite legal.

And on my pot of ashes I want "It's better to burn out that fade away".

In all fairness, I think these sorts of arrangements are for the ones left behind, and as such I don't care a whole lot, I said to do what makes everyone else happy, I just don't want to take up any real estate, the living need it more than me.
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His ambition obviously outweighed his talent.

Mainly coz I imagine ill die doing something REALLY stupid :P
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He was f*cking awsome. How can the world go.
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' we were fairly sure he was dead when we buried him'
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Here lies Phil

Shouldn't have serviced his own brakes!
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"who ? so what.?."
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"ahhh, peace at last !!"
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"As it turned out, 'Hey y'all, watch this!' lacked foresight..."
"When in doubt use full throttle. It may not improve the situation but it will end the suspense ".
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Kwacky wrote:I was hoping for a more humorous approach
Ha ha

"Arse"
RIP
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Kwacky wrote:Go on then, tell me what you want on yoru gravestone

I'm going for "This monkey's gone to heaven"
Nice Pixies reference! 8)
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Post by bb41 »

I don't care what they put as long as I get a lighter and a corkscrew I'll be happy
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