How to wind up the speed awareness course tutor
Posted: 17 Sep 2020, 10:21
Friend was telling me the story of his mate's daughter who got caught speeding.
She goes to the speed awareness course and billy big bollocks, the tutor asks everyone to stand up.
he then asks all those who have never seen a dead body to sit down. She remains standing and the questions follow in a similar vein until she is the last one standing.
His next words were, and i quote ' OK Clever clogs, when was the last time you saw a dead body?'
Her reply ' 4 hours ago'. He never asked what she did for a living. She is a nurse.
Billy big bollocks was lost for words
She goes to the speed awareness course and billy big bollocks, the tutor asks everyone to stand up.
he then asks all those who have never seen a dead body to sit down. She remains standing and the questions follow in a similar vein until she is the last one standing.
His next words were, and i quote ' OK Clever clogs, when was the last time you saw a dead body?'
Her reply ' 4 hours ago'. He never asked what she did for a living. She is a nurse.
Billy big bollocks was lost for words
