Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Cav.....it's a contact sport - there's always going to be a risk of injury - there's not one professional soccer player out there who doesn't know that going in, as they've been there & done that before as they worked their way up to that level of the sport.

Football is rarely dull and certainly not predictable for the majority of fans.

So my team win their first Premier League game of the season .....and then sack the manager

Lampard to Norwich

Gerrard to Villa

Us v Villa will be very interesting.

Or Lampard v Gerrard as the media will promote it.

The speed they go down when tapped or even not tapped on the leg, they may as well just wrap the lot of them in bubble wrap and be done with it.
Or just put them in a pub team for a weekend LOL...... more boxing than football, wont be worried about heads, might toughen them up a bit. lol

Dean Smith has taken the job at Norwich.

Good if not exciting appointment.

Plays decent football and has a EPL point to prove.

He'll steady the boat for you and get the defence working again. A better appointment than lampard in my opinion

Newcastle....... richest club in the World...but still shite!

I like the quip from one journo:

Cambridge have beaten as many premier League clubs this season as Newcastle have

Newcastle Utd. are the greatest soccer team the world has ever seen.

D41 wrote:Newcastle Utd. are the greatest joke soccer team the world has ever seen.

Fixed.

Poor old Chelsea

So The team that started the ludicrous wages and transfer fees in the EPL suddenly find they only have enough money to survive. Hilarious. **** them.

You would like to think this causes the club a long term financial problem but can’t see it somehow.

Villa

All that money they have spent, Stevie G as manager and they are still bang average.

They'll go down next season unless they get a new manager

Coutinho earning £500k per week he ought to be winning matches on his own.

Now officially Man Utd's worst ever season in the EPL. Its a club in deep crisis.

Bcfc are supposed to be getting new owners soon. I'm hoping they're better than the current ones.

I see a Blackpool player has come out as gay.

It's sad that such a thing is still newsworthy.