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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Jul 2021, 12:08
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Jul 2021, 19:59
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jul 2021, 06:45
by C00kiemonster
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jul 2021, 08:38
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 28 Jul 2021, 22:35
by Kwacky
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Aug 2021, 08:19
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Aug 2021, 12:31
by Jack
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Aug 2021, 16:50
by Jack
I see the transgender weightlifter has crashed out of the olympics , apparently they failed on the snatch .....
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Aug 2021, 17:27
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 09 Aug 2021, 20:08
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 13 Aug 2021, 19:21
by duke63
Husband: My wife has gone missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. I’m worried sick…
Officer: Her age, please?
Husband: Not sure. Around 50 or 60. We don’t do birthdays
Officer: Height?
Husband: About five foot something but you know, not like really tall
Officer: Weight?
Husband: Tricky to say. Not really skinny slim but not big either.
Officer: Colour of eyes?
Husband: You know – browny grey
Officer: Hair colour?
Husband: She likes to change it. The last time I remember it was a bit off brown. I can’t remember for sure.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants or a skirt or something. I don’t know exactly because she wears different clothes nearly every day.
Officer: What kind of car did she take?
Husband: She didn’t go in a car – she took my bike.
Officer: What kind of motorcycle was it?
Husband: A 1968 Triumph Bonneville with 3134 cams, Ace ‘bars and Norman Hyde rear sets.
There’s a quick action throttle and Proddie racing absorption silencers.
Maxton have done the front and rear suspension and it’s got a gold DID race chain.
Officer: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll get your bike back
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 Aug 2021, 06:24
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Aug 2021, 11:37
by Stonesie
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Aug 2021, 12:03
by Cav
"That's a challenging wank" - Sean Lock
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Aug 2021, 08:17
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 20 Aug 2021, 10:45
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 22 Aug 2021, 04:04
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 25 Aug 2021, 19:24
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Aug 2021, 16:02
by Jack
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 27 Aug 2021, 21:42
by Stonesie