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How about...:
(Someone with better skillz than me can draw this).:
A cartoon image, of Putin pointing a missile launcher at a Red Cross convoy snaking towards Mariupol ,,,,,
,, with the caption of him chortling out "April fooled,,"
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An Englishman, an Indian, and an American walk into a pub.
The barman says "The usual Mister Sunak?"
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:D
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Lol, made me remember Pinot with my toes..
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Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work
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duke63 wrote:https://newsthump.com/2022/04/27/porn-s ... cPQnolnyJ0


Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work
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The passport one is hilarious as well..

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What’s better than winning gold at the para-Olympics?





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# Wonders if that's an actual profile that Jack's placed somewhere.. (smirk)
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jubilee.
Jubilee who?
Jubileeve Andy's a nonce?
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Yes
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Stolen from my local FB group. Wish this was a joke, but literally the state of that road in the pic is pretty good compared to the local roads around me since the last floods
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Might give the football a watch 2night but no sympathy vote from me, it might be a country going through terrible times, the people struggling to get by day by day, and desperately trying to get their independence back, but Ukraine are also having a tough time.
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