Alterations....

[D41]

I'm perplexed..normally I do nowt, now suddenly I have this lass tearing the house apart....I like everything she's done so far...Latina culture is a bit different, but I'm' fairly easy going....do I really need clean fecking sheets every day??

And wind off about the car, you're not getting it.

Darreno.

[Kwacky]

Fresh bedding? Every day? Heaven.

[Monty]

Jammy Get! I have to wipe my own arse!

[D6]

Women, always want to change you as soon as you start a relationship. They are the masters of modifications.

[D41]

Women, always want to change you as soon as you start a relationship. They are the masters of modifications.

Indeed!!

Like I say....I'm pretty easy going about most things, but picky about a few...and me car is one of them....it has a racing box, and can be a handful to drive.
But overall I can't complain....I most definitely wasn't looking for a new lass, and things are moving fast between us....but on the "babe scale" she's about a 9, which counts for a lot.

[Itchy]

[Frankie]

What he said ^^^ lol

[D41]

I'll get some pics, I promise....I had a link to her website on my phone, but now I can't find it??

But she has a heart, and I know it in mine.....the epilepsy kicked in for a while yesterday while we were out shopping for (you guessed it) more bedding sheets, and I didn't know who she or Monique was.....she just burst into tears, and I felt sooo bad.

But yeah Rich....it's fresh sheets every night in Chez 41.....I don't care, but they do feel nice I suppose.
Latina culture can be like that.....everything has to be squeaky clean all the time....15 minutes after we eat the dishes are done. Being a single guy, doing dishes has always been something of a triathlon event for me....something I train for....do jogging and stuff.

I don't know...maybe I just hit the mark with this lass....she's quite literally the girl next door....OK, across the street if you want to be technical.
She tells me I'm a blessing to her, and the nicest man she's ever met....to which the only response I can muster is "That's because you don't speak English"....she'll learn!

[D41]

Oh...and she bathes me.....I think the last time that happened my Mom did it....normally I just take a two-minute shower....but no, this lass runs a bath and has a big fecking cup to help rinse me....I have NEVER had any girl do that for me before. But I've heard about it....not the Mexican-American culture, but the true Latinas...they'll do anything for you...for this I can forgive her for the fact that she speaks at 750mph.

It's not helping with my Spanish skills...I just say "Si" and walk off.

[bb41]

It sounds like you are having a lovely time, just hope she doesn't mind you disappearing on the bike in the summer.

You are brave too, after 6 months post break up another partner is so far down the list the paper wouldn't be long enough !!

The only thing sharing my bed again has four legs and a furry coat so clean sheets every day would be of no use whatsoever

[D41]

Yeah, I could get used to this....mi amore is just so beautiful, and possesses that indescribable way of putting a 'women's touch' onto stuff.

[bb41]

Probably why I'll stay single then, I'm about as gentle as an elephant in a tutu, I don't own a hand bag ,have only 2 pairs of shoes and spend most of my life in wellys

[D41]

Haha.....who has ironed socks?? And towels??

Me, that's who!!

This is frickin' great....a bloody dance instructor who takes care of me like this?? Like I say, I've heard about this stuff in Latin culture.....you think I get to wash my own clothes anymore???.....oh no, that's strictly her thing...who am I to argue??

[C00kiemonster]

And we are still waiting for a picture.

[Kwacky]

Ironed socks? Really?

I don't like towels ironed. I don't like them tumble dried. I like my towels firm and scratchy.

[bb41]

Ironed socks? Really?

I don't like towels ironed. I don't like them tumble dried. I like my towels firm and scratchy.

Same here, itchy , scratchy towels are the best, not so with knickers though

[D41]

Yeah, the socks are utterly pointless, but WTF.

This chick spoils me dude....every meal comes on a tray with an elaborate cloth on it, and cloth napkins, 'cos Edie doesn't like paper...it's badass!!

[StMarks]

....... I don't own a hand bag ,have only 2 pairs of shoes and spend most of my life in wellys

Aka a keeper.!

[Monty]

Probably why I'll stay single then, I'm about as gentle as an elephant in a tutu, I don't own a hand bag ,have only 2 pairs of shoes and spend most of my life in wellys

What colour Wellys are you wearing?

[D41]

And so it starts.....the little lass (7) threw a tantrum tonite....she's having a tough time adjusting to having to share Mommy....wouldn't care, but we get along very well....I expect this won't be the only time this happens.