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When do you know to pop the question??

Normally when you can speak the language enough to ask and understand the reply

My Spanish is improving.

I understand it reasonably well, and it's not unknown for me to read a Spanish-language newspaper....but my pronunciation is dreadful...I can't roll my 'r's to save my life.

I can roll the R fine. It's that phlegm hacking bit I can't do. That said I get the imprssion that's more Southern Spain than the rest of the Country or latin America.

Hey, you know what mate....I never expected this, nor was I even remotely looking for it.
Sure, I've dated some great-looking girls this year....but honestly, WTF do I have in common with a 23-29 year-old??....not very much...I may still look like a kid (OK, a 35 year-old kid)....but I have stepsons older than some of these chicks...there's just not much familiarity, and I'm at a different stage of life...I'm not about to go to a nightclub, or take off to LV for the weekend.

Don't do what I did. I waited until we were in the jacuzzi but timed it really badly. Knelt down and pulled the ring out of my shorts just as a great big fat bloke got in! He just sat there grinning at us with all 5 chins!

D41 wrote:When do you know to pop the question??

Depends on the question, if (A) it's do you fancy a beer and pizza there's no time like the present, if it's (B) you're asking if she'd like to have a dance with no pants, I'd wait until you know she isn't a Bunny Boiler, if it's (C) you're asking if she wants to shack up/get hitched I'd wait until you've completed A&B and seen her credit score and made sure you're not jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.

I'll send you the usual consultation invoice in the mail Daz.

Monty wrote:Don't do what I did. I waited until we were in the jacuzzi but timed it really badly. Knelt down and pulled the ring out of my shorts just as a great big fat bloke got in! He just sat there grinning at us with all 5 chins!

Prince Albert?

No I think his name was Brian

Brian had a Prince Albert?

Errrr..................

It looks like Darren's "should I get engaged" thread has been hijacked and is currently heading for Cuba!

Your going through a divorce and want to get engaged...crazy in my opinion!!

Rossgo wrote:Your going through a divorce and want to get engaged...crazy in my opinion!!

Damn right....always, always live life to it's max....unless someone wants to tell me otherwise??

D41 wrote:When do you know to pop the question??

When she has more money than you
Wait until your asked

She does!! Her family is apparently some rich troupe from Mexico....I can't say anything more...she wants to buy my house or sommit.

Oh...and I get another kid..LOL!!

For more episodes of Eastenders, call Darren on 714-721 1663.

How about a nice gypsy lass?

D41 wrote:...she wants to buy my house or sommit.

Oh...and I get another kid..LOL!!

Canny deal

Kwacky wrote:How about a nice gypsy lass?

Gypsy grannies are so last year

That pic reminds me, anyone ever read Viz?

Darren, she sounds like point C of my list is covered, how are you getting along with A&B?