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Forgot to shave?

Lemme guess....you're a. 'little Itchy "??

FFS.

The Duke of Gloucester only bloody turned up with me at my beardy best.

Hey....don't take it out on me, Stubbles.

Did he 'bristle' a bit when he saw you??

Didn't even look at me.


Vorderman did though!

Itchy wrote:Didn't even look at me.

Lucky break.

One could almost say it was a ......."close shave"......

Itchy wrote:Well, today I've managed to hit a VIP in the face.

I've been saluting a lot this morning, a lot of high-ranking officers from around the world are visiting. But the entry point is also the exit point, and when people are going out at the same time as a group of foreign officers are coming in and I have to bang one up...

Pow! Right in the kisser!

So that's going well for me.

I'm also waiting for someone to pick up the fact that I forgot to shave this morning.

Aren't I just the picture of professionalism?

Don't really know how to act for this one......oh wait




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Well that's one way to be 'blunt', I suppose.

On the train to London

Up at 4.45am to take MiniGee into school for a 4 day trip to The Somme and Paris.

My body wants to know why it's awake at that time on a Saturday. I suspect egg and bacon may placate it later on.

Made an early start on Friday to get to RAF Fairford for the RIAT17 - Royal international air tattoo.
As I wanted the get close to the crowdline.....ffs! Seriously filled up already..... ha ha unreal. I think next time I will pay up and get myself in the posh areas.
As I seem to be surrounded by complete knobheads.... picture the scene, the whole line up front was full of people already camped out, then there was a whole strip of grass cut right down, red, RED rope corned off a section. Obvious as nobody was standing there, and it being RED, and the grass has been cut that this is where the emergency services would roll down if needed.

Every single brain dead muppet would come along and stand there, the staff would have to move them along, ALL fecking day!

I would not care so much, but as it was I found a great place to stand, but only if everyone kept out of this zone. I managed to deposit all my kit in a large area around me to give me a bubble for taking pics...ha ha ha what an arse I was

Good show, at least it was dry, the last time I went it was cold and wet. Hopefully managed to get some good pics.

Sitting on sandbanks beach, it's really nice here. Nice soft sand, just needs a little more sun...

Lying in bed, waiting for breakfast

Frankie wrote:Made an early start on Friday to get to RAF Fairford for the RIAT17 - Royal international air tattoo.
As I wanted the get close to the crowdline.....ffs! Seriously filled up already..... ha ha unreal. I think next time I will pay up and get myself in the posh areas.
As I seem to be surrounded by complete knobheads.... picture the scene, the whole line up front was full of people already camped out, then there was a whole strip of grass cut right down, red, RED rope corned off a section. Obvious as nobody was standing there, and it being RED, and the grass has been cut that this is where the emergency services would roll down if needed.

Every single brain dead muppet would come along and stand there, the staff would have to move them along, ALL fecking day!

I would not care so much, but as it was I found a great place to stand, but only if everyone kept out of this zone. I managed to deposit all my kit in a large area around me to give me a bubble for taking pics...ha ha ha what an arse I was

Good show, at least it was dry, the last time I went it was cold and wet. Hopefully managed to get some good pics.

You had a good bit of weather mate, it's pretty miserable today.

Itchy wrote:

Frankie wrote:Made an early start on Friday to get to RAF Fairford for the RIAT17 - Royal international air tattoo.
As I wanted the get close to the crowdline.....ffs! Seriously filled up already..... ha ha unreal. I think next time I will pay up and get myself in the posh areas.
As I seem to be surrounded by complete knobheads.... picture the scene, the whole line up front was full of people already camped out, then there was a whole strip of grass cut right down, red, RED rope corned off a section. Obvious as nobody was standing there, and it being RED, and the grass has been cut that this is where the emergency services would roll down if needed.

Every single brain dead muppet would come along and stand there, the staff would have to move them along, ALL fecking day!

I would not care so much, but as it was I found a great place to stand, but only if everyone kept out of this zone. I managed to deposit all my kit in a large area around me to give me a bubble for taking pics...ha ha ha what an arse I was

Good show, at least it was dry, the last time I went it was cold and wet. Hopefully managed to get some good pics.

You had a good bit of weather mate, it's pretty miserable today.

I noticed!! It was supposed to be dry and better winds, what a shame.. hopefully it will be a good show still.

Just waking up...at 10.30!!!!

Yawwewwewwwwwn......zzzzzz-zzzz

Spunking too much money on swish house stuff at the shops.

Sitting on Bournemouth beach, watching the nutters swimming from pier to pier

Now contemplating a large plate of fish and chips..

D6Nutz wrote:Sitting on Bournemouth beach, watching the nutters swimming from pier to pier

Now contemplating a large plate of fish and chips..

Have fun - great area Bournemouth / Poole.

C00kiemonster wrote:

D6Nutz wrote:Sitting on Bournemouth beach, watching the nutters swimming from pier to pier

Now contemplating a large plate of fish and chips..

Have fun - great area Bournemouth / Poole.

Back home now, really enjoyed the weekend there. Need to find s couple more camp sites in the area.

having one of them days where everyone I seem to deal with is in a bad mood and seems to want to take it out on me problem is all the clients I've got at the mo are the more difficult cases as all the nice easy ones have already sailed through, today is about trying to sort out the awkward ones while picking up more decent clients.