Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Just for fun, a mate and I are posting up profiles on some dating site.

I'm 3'0" tall...a tad overweight, and into horse-riding, ballet, pole-vaulting, circus work, etc.

I think I just scored some Peruvian beaut of a lass in her mid 70s!!!!

Kiwi superb news mate. Your kids are going to love it

kiwikrasher wrote:

Monty wrote: Sarah went on a bike ride today and my mate came round with his two kids. So 6 kid house day, wasn't as bad as it sounds and actually managed to watch the F1

You just shut them all outside didn't you

I can't sadly, I live on a main road and my garden is on the garage roof!

Xbox, iPad and 2 old iPhones worked.

D41 wrote:Just for fun, a mate and I are posting up profiles on some dating site.

I'm 3'0" tall...a tad overweight, and into horse-riding, ballet, pole-vaulting, circus work, etc.

I think I just scored some Peruvian beaut of a lass in her mid 70s!!!!

So you went against the grain and didn't embellish your profile? Kudos

I tell it like it is mate.

The "pole-vaulting using my c#ck" part may have been overdoing it just a smidge though....

Waiting for someone to come and fix the water heater so I can do my laundry.

It's all action & excitement at my house.

600 miles there and back to West Wales to cover a job for a colleague who's Wife was going into hospital today, 17hr day and I feel knackered.

Deegee wrote:600 miles there and back to West Wales to cover a job for a colleague who's Wife was going into hospital today, 17hr day and I feel knackered.

blinking hell. That's a ridiculous shift. Hope you got some good sleep

Had a nightmare day travelling today but gladly I made it to Sydney just by the skin of my teeth. Flights to the platform were delayed so we were going to miss our flights from Timor to Darwin so they flew us direct in the helicopter to Darwin. That's a 2.5 hr ride over open water. Not ideal in a single engine helicopter. Then had passport issues, but I'm too knackered to even explain it. Got on my Sydney flight with minutes to spare. Just in the town car travelling home. Been awake 28 hrs and still 1.5 hrs from home. Gladly Jess will be there with a GnT ready as I walk in the door.

Then just the fun of switching back after night shifts

Hopefully if you're that knackered it'll be slightly easier to adjust to it. That's if you get the sleep.

Got a good 8 hrs of gin and sleeping tablet post coital sleep, bacon eggs and coffee for breakfast and about to sit down and watch the MotoGP

Accidentally locking the wife's debit card!

Struggling after waking at 3 am after 4 hrs sleep.

Dr. Darren suggests more gin to cure that hangover, KK..../

Little Asian lad on the train this afternoon and his mum asked him what he did at school today.

His reply? A poo

D41 wrote:Dr. Darren suggests more gin to cure that hangover, KK..../

No hangover D41. It's called transitioning from night shift.

Thinking of justifying the sensible approach of taking my bike out for a ride tomorrow, after major surgery on my arm, and the plaster removed a couple of days ago.
Wise move, right??.

Yep.