Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

That's a nasty blow at a hard time.

Major f***ing, selfish, bunch of M.F.Twats..... and I told them so, I was stuck behind two cars who would not over take 12 cycles who were all over the road gassing to each other holding up all the traffic for ages this morning.

I had just finished a 7 mile walk, so I should have been chilled, but these selfish idiots really pushed my buttons.....
BAH BLOODY HUMBUG>>>

Deegee wrote:My sister is staying with us this weekend, we are making arrangements for our Mums funeral, she's just taken a call from her husband to tell her that his brother has two large malignant masses in his upper/lower GI, with other signs elsewhere, he's 43.

Feeling a bit bleak right now.

The Deegee clan really seems to be taking more than your fair share recently. Let's hope that's everything for the time being, I imagine even your stoic temperament is being tested by the all the support need from you.

Male Pattern Baldness.

What the fcuk is up with that!!

Oh....and many thanks to my so-called 'friend' (AKA...B**cha$$motherfcuker!!) who seems to delight in pointing out the fecking obvious to me. What an utter bastard.

I think I'll go back to the shaved look....it doesn't look like I have much of a choice, to be honest.....and just when I had got a nice mane going on. Figures.

Fcuk.

Other than that I'm fine.

StMarks wrote:

Deegee wrote:My sister is staying with us this weekend, we are making arrangements for our Mums funeral, she's just taken a call from her husband to tell her that his brother has two large malignant masses in his upper/lower GI, with other signs elsewhere, he's 43.

Feeling a bit bleak right now.

The Deegee clan really seems to be taking more than your fair share recently. Let's hope that's everything for the time being, I imagine even your stoic temperament is being tested by the all the support need from you.

It really is one thing after another, and as if all that wasn't enough, our washing machine (4yrs old) started doing odd things during the week, my Sisters car has been left at ours with a suspected CV joint failure (she's taken our spare car home) and I'm arranging recovery and repair of that tomorrow morning to a local garage. As if all that wasn't enough, our 3 month old TV has just thrown its hand in.

It's getting to be almost comical. If you wrote my life of the last month nobody would believe it......

@Deegee I don't know what to say. It's clear you are having it very tough. Sorry to hear about all this buddy. Be strong

D41 wrote:Male Pattern Baldness.

What the fcuk is up with that!!

Oh....and many thanks to my so-called 'friend' (AKA...B**cha$$motherfcuker!!) who seems to delight in pointing out the fecking obvious to me. What an utter bastard.

I think I'll go back to the shaved look....it doesn't look like I have much of a choice, to be honest.....and just when I had got a nice mane going on. Figures.

Fcuk.

Other than that I'm fine.

Deegee wrote:

StMarks wrote:

Deegee wrote:My sister is staying with us this weekend, we are making arrangements for our Mums funeral, she's just taken a call from her husband to tell her that his brother has two large malignant masses in his upper/lower GI, with other signs elsewhere, he's 43.

Feeling a bit bleak right now.

The Deegee clan really seems to be taking more than your fair share recently. Let's hope that's everything for the time being, I imagine even your stoic temperament is being tested by the all the support need from you.

It really is one thing after another, and as if all that wasn't enough, our washing machine (4yrs old) started doing odd things during the week, my Sisters car has been left at ours with a suspected CV joint failure (she's taken our spare car home) and I'm arranging recovery and repair of that tomorrow morning to a local garage. As if all that wasn't enough, our 3 month old TV has just thrown its hand in.

It's getting to be almost comical. If you wrote my life of the last month nobody would believe it......

When times get tough I have to do two things... laugh (if not I'd cry) and to quote Dory - "when times get tough you know what you gotta do? - Just keep swimming"

@ Monty.

Thanks for your inspiring photo.

Anyway....nah...it's at the back...just a wee bit at the moment, but it's unlikely to get any better, I'm guessing.

People who don't pull their weight when it comes to tea duties.

Woman I work with is crap at this. I reckon we get one cup a day from her. She reckons she's not much of a tea drinker, but does she ever turn down an offer for a cuppa? Does she feck.

Rain.

Lots & lots of it, disturbing my peaceful slumber.

And dogs. Lots & lots of them next door, doing the same fecking thing....barking for no apparent reason in the bloody world, all night long.

Spackw@nks!!

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That pic reminds me of that comedian.....Bobcat Goldthwaite (I think that's his name??)....from the old Police Academy movies????

Perhaps the rain woke them up?

You know...that's a really good point...never thought of that!!

I dunno...the cat likes to feck with them...and it did come through the window a bit sharpish....and wettish.

D41 wrote:You know...that's a really good point...never thought of that!!

I dunno...the cat likes to feck with them...and it did come through the window a bit sharpish....and wettish.

I find it quite fitting you have an antagonistic wet pussy

The bane of my life.

My flatmate has this fecker, and it's taken a liking to me...which would be fine, except I'm just not much of an 'pet person'....just not into them at all.

On the plus side, I think it would make for excellent target practice. Once. Hopefully soon.

Work have blocked youtube. I was going to spend lunchtime watching guides on how to do my taekwondo pattern

Can you use proxy servers?

Only if I want the sack.

I'll use my phone where I have to.

LOLOL!!