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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 29 Dec 2018, 23:07
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 03 Jan 2019, 19:56
by Kwacky
My Doctor said, “What do you want first, the good news or the bad?"

I said, “Can I have the good news please?"

"Ok”, he said. “Congratulations, you're going to have a disease named after you!"

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 05 Jan 2019, 13:52
by Deegee
For anyone that’s ever had phone calls from older parents about modern technology. ;)

[video]https://youtu.be/YvT_gqs5ETk[/video]

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 07 Jan 2019, 21:08
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Jan 2019, 11:02
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 09 Jan 2019, 14:29
by Stonesie
Well done TESCO, On the left, the last of the Christmas stock on special...

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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 15 Jan 2019, 12:36
by Kwacky

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 10:26
by Kwacky
You know this country is f*cked up when a 97 year old pensioner who has spent his entire life scrounging of the state can afford to be driving around in a brand new Range Rover.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 11:07
by kingfixer
Why the f@ck is he still driving at 97 ?

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 12:54
by D41
Oh...I expect his driving days will be over now that this has happened.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 13:47
by duke63
What would have happened had he killed those in the other car? According to the radio earlier he pulled out of a side junction when the road was not clear.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 18 Jan 2019, 14:16
by D41
Waste of time speculating about something that didn't happen.

Now...tell us a joke??

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 15:27
by duke63
:D
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Jan 2019, 21:19
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 22 Jan 2019, 18:53
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Jan 2019, 12:11
by Kwacky
A mate of mine is a flat earther.

He decided to walk to the end of the earth to prove his point.

He came round in the end,.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 24 Jan 2019, 20:49
by duke63
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 25 Jan 2019, 17:53
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 25 Jan 2019, 19:52
by duke63
:D

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 25 Jan 2019, 19:59
by duke63
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