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Depends if he got past Nurse Ratched this week.


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Been for a sports massage. It hurts at the time but I feel better for it.

Being hungover.

Attempting to act professional in front of the trainees.



One of those things is happening for sure, the other is hit & miss!

Blood test, then up to Kettering for the rest of the day.

Another day sifting through construction documents. Kill me now.

Just queued for an hour to get my son into an after school athletics club


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On the plus side at least you know it's popular.

Kwacky wrote:Another day sifting through construction documents. Kill me now.

It's amazing the crap you have to know even though the chances of using any of it are exactly zero.

I think it's the 'discipline' they want.....I dunno - everything here has to be earthquake-atomic-fission/reaction proof......buildings on rollers and stuff. Every 15 years or so they come up with a new idea....I say let's have some good old fashioned earthquake fun!

Yeah it's years 1-4 so he'll get chance to mix with some older kids too. I noticed some people have priorities all wrong too. Made me a bit sad to see the parents and looking unkempt and scruffy yet they were all stood around with iPhone 6's and new samsung phones. Does that make me sound snobby? because I'm really not.


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No, I agree with you. I've found that the kids at my daughter's school with the latest gadgets like an iPhone6 are the ones who seem to spend the least time with their parents, and it's the scruffy families at my lads school who spend a few hundred ££££ on the kids at Christmas on PS4s and the like but the kids don't do any activities and don't seem to do well at school.

Too many people have their priorities wrong.


(and yes, my lad got a PS4 and my daughter got a new laptop but their nan wanted to spoil them for what was her last Christmas).

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Has made my day.

Not feeling particularly loquacious or nowt......Mom's anniversary today.

I think I'll smoke an extra pack of ciggies today in her honour....she would have wanted it that way.

D41 wrote:

TonyB wrote: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Has made my day.

I know that could be seen as contradictory but I'm not one of the scruffy fukkers dossing about in my slippers, swearing and shouting, not giving a toss about my son. I take pride in the fact that he goes to school daily with a clean pressed uniform and his shoes are cleaned and polished daily, he doesn't have snot or last nights dinner or a combo of the 2 smeared across his face in the mornings and he is well behaved in public. I don't rule with an iron rod but I'm bringing him up to have pride and standards in himself and his work.

/rant

TonyB wrote:

D41 wrote:

TonyB wrote: Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Has made my day.

I know that could be seen as contradictory but I'm not one of the scruffy fukkers dossing about in my slippers, swearing and shouting, not giving a toss about my son. I take pride in the fact that he goes to school daily with a clean pressed uniform and his shoes are cleaned and polished daily, he doesn't have snot or last nights dinner or a combo of the 2 smeared across his face in the mornings and he is well behaved in public. I don't rule with an iron rod but I'm bringing him up to have pride and standards in himself and his work.

/rant

LOL try doing that with 4 kids! Feck you and my fecking slippers! [Maniacal Laugh Smily]

Haha, not a chance. Just the one for us


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Yeah, but you're a feckin' ginge...you're fecked from the get-go and have a lot to make up for.




In unrelated news.......I think I have a date!!! What an excellent start to the day!!
....her name is 'Darya' and she acts like a nympho....my kinda lass!!

D41 wrote:Yeah, but you're a feckin' ginge...you're fecked from the get-go and have a lot to make up for

That's rich coming from you darleen

TonyB wrote:

D41 wrote:Yeah, but you're a feckin' ginge...you're fecked from the get-go and have a lot to make up for

That's rich coming from you darleen

He's only jealous, 'cos he's one of the slaphead slappers..

And he speaks funny with a funny Americenglish accent.


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No kidding dude....the one & only time I let my last GF dye my hair I perhaps a bit spuriously threw out "Dye it blond!!" and it came out feckin' red.....I had to use sunglasses to look in the mirror!!

Still...it'll grow out...yours won't...or if it does there'll just be more of it for our viewing pleasure.