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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 11:13
by Monty
Man tries to burn EU flag, but it won’t light because of EU regulations on flammable materials
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 12:20
by D41
He wears a mask for pity's sake.....like he's The Second Coming of Bin Laden or sommit.
Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 03 Dec 2017, 17:26
by sir thomas blanchard
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Dec 2017, 10:02
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 04 Dec 2017, 11:41
by sir thomas blanchard
an old one but i like it
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Dec 2017, 21:56
by Kwacky
I told the barmaid there's a car in the car park with its lights on. I wrote the details down for her to shout out in the pub. She had a few takers
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Dec 2017, 09:52
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Dec 2017, 10:13
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Dec 2017, 10:42
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Dec 2017, 12:17
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Dec 2017, 20:18
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Dec 2017, 20:23
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 11 Dec 2017, 09:11
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2017, 20:55
by duke63
McCauley Culkin having trouble getting work these days?
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 Dec 2017, 16:51
by D41
Taken from a sign in a NYC jewellery store...
"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Dec 2017, 20:01
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 25 Dec 2017, 17:19
by sir thomas blanchard
Decided to go horse riding ...
Something I haven't done in many years
It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,
before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't hang on and I fell off,
I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -
Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Dec 2017, 21:27
by sir thomas blanchard
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 08 Jan 2018, 11:48
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 09 Jan 2018, 14:52
by Kwacky
https://crabfootball.wordpress.com/2009 ... ary-world/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
worth a read
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”