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Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 16:52
by D6
Flynn was driving

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 17:12
by Monty
HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 20:00
by kiwikrasher
Monty wrote:HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?
Why do you reckon he's organising a business trip to the US? :D :D

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 20:28
by D6
Monty wrote:HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?
Its a piece of piss really. On the second night i moved out into spare room. Double bed and peace and quiet. Don't see what the fuss is about. Image

Usa will also help. Might miss my flight on way back

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 20:34
by kiwikrasher
D6 wrote:
Monty wrote:HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?
Its a piece of piss really. On the second night i moved out into spare room. Double bed and peace and quiet. Don't see what the fuss is about. Image

Usa will also help. Might miss my flight on way back
Lucky man to get away with that. My ex used to express and I'd do the night feed if I didn't have work the next day (was doing 4 on 6 off at that stage). Quite often she'd wake up and wonder why I was taking so long and I'd be asleep on the couch with the young'un asleep in my arms, empty bottle lying on the floor.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 17 Feb 2016, 21:12
by Monty
kiwikrasher wrote:
D6 wrote:
Monty wrote:HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?
Its a piece of piss really. On the second night i moved out into spare room. Double bed and peace and quiet. Don't see what the fuss is about. Image

Usa will also help. Might miss my flight on way back
Lucky man to get away with that. My ex used to express and I'd do the night feed if I didn't have work the next day (was doing 4 on 6 off at that stage). Quite often she'd wake up and wonder why I was taking so long and I'd be asleep on the couch with the young'un asleep in my arms, empty bottle lying on the floor.
Yeah try that with twins! Finally a game of trumps I can win.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 10:24
by Kwacky
I made sure both of ours were breast fed. Saved me getting up. Not that you sleep anyway. Once kids arrived in the house I went from being able to sleep through a migration of wildebeest sweeping down the road to being woken by a leaf blown against the window.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 10:42
by kiwikrasher
Kwacky wrote:I made sure both of ours were breast fed. Saved me getting up. Not that you sleep anyway. Once kids arrived in the house I went from being able to sleep through a migration of wildebeest sweeping down the road to being woken by a leaf blown against the window.
Exactly the same for me mate. I could sleep through a train wreck. Yet once the kids came I hear any little creak and jump up. It's amazing what our biology is capable of.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 14:17
by D6
Me and Kate both slept through an earthquake in UK and a Cyclone in Australia. So are pretty heavy sleepers.

But boy can the little fecker scream when he wants titty. Only I am louder,,, when I want titty.

He slept well last night. I never heard anything and apparantly he only woke once.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 15:03
by rocket
I was a really heavy sleeper. Until I had harry..... Now I can hear the little ninja getting out of the bed and messing in his room in the middle of the night.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:34
by Blade
Well I fell lucky. The missus said she is a light sleeper and no point in us both getting up. She said that once, about 9 years ago. I put the ear plugs back in and have slept soundly ever since (lol)

Stay in that spare room D6 (y) You have visitation rights to the master bedroom for nocturnal activity (makeup) but the spare room is your haven and your resting place as your entitled to as head of the family (y) long may it continue (rock)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:37
by kiwikrasher
Nocturnal activity? Post both kids I was off tap for approx 18 months. Seriously.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:42
by Blade
On that basis Kiwi you did the right thing leaving that party. A man can not be expected to be deprived his martial rights as a husband and leader (clap)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:46
by Blade
Some one posted the below a fews days ago (rock)

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I sent a copy to the missus and she muttered something about lesbians and something or another. I applied reasonable thought, decided to ignore her and continue as normal (giggle)

NB some people choice to accuse me of being Non PC or sexist but as I often point out to Mrs Blade I prefer to call it Traditional (smoking)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:52
by kiwikrasher
Blade wrote:On that basis Kiwi you did the right thing leaving that party. A man can not be expected to be deprived his martial rights as a husband and leader (clap)
I started to reply to that comment but deleted it, I don't want to start unleashing my post separation bitterness. Onwards and upwards. If things progress OK with my current endeavor, I don't think it's going to be an issue for a good many years ;)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 16:55
by Blade
Glad to hear things are much improved kiwi (y) long may it continue (lol)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 18:53
by D6
I'm showing that news clipping to Katie tonight. She is not carrying out her commitment as highlighted in that manual.

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 19:50
by Blade
You will have to enforce the Law D6 ;)

Don't hold back with your Truncheon ;)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 21:17
by kiwikrasher
D6 wrote:I'm showing that news clipping to Katie tonight. She is not carrying out her commitment as highlighted in that manual.
You do realise it's not going to be what it used to don't you (giggle)

Re: A new slapper

Posted: 18 Feb 2016, 21:58
by Monty
kiwikrasher wrote:
D6 wrote:
Monty wrote:HAHA how are you getting on? Hows the sleep going?
Its a piece of piss really. On the second night i moved out into spare room. Double bed and peace and quiet. Don't see what the fuss is about. Image

Usa will also help. Might miss my flight on way back
Lucky man to get away with that. My ex used to express and I'd do the night feed if I didn't have work the next day (was doing 4 on 6 off at that stage). Quite often she'd wake up and wonder why I was taking so long and I'd be asleep on the couch with the young'un asleep in my arms, empty bottle lying on the floor.
It was about this point that I realised I'd left the wine in the kitchen and I couldn't reach the remote. Still managed to take the picture myself though.
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