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What is this traffic you speak of?

We should go back to horses

Couple at the back of my house. I might go and borrow one

C00kiemonster wrote:What is this traffic you speak of?

The kids did get in the way on the stairs this morning...

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Blade wrote:We should go back to horses

Couple at the back of my house. I might go and borrow one

I don't think travellers take too kindly to people stealing their horses.

I’m currently stuck in a cow jam

Kwacky wrote:

Blade wrote:We should go back to horses

Couple at the back of my house. I might go and borrow one

I don't think travellers take too kindly to people stealing their horses.

Who said anything about stealing

I'm just very good at finding things before people realise there lost

Sooooo.....what does that mean? - You're just going to take the horse out, and then later on knock at their caravan door and say " Hey...is this horse your's?? I found him wandering around!!"

Then..."Is there a finder's fee??"

Rossgo wrote:

StMarks wrote:

Rossgo wrote:Almost got taken out by 2 idoits on the motorway at the junction. Seriously what has happened to the standard. Last night shift, shattered, feet aching, back aching, head heavy and 2 fellas one after the other at the same junction want to take me out at the last minute, in fact I thought one of them was going to hit into the barrier and take me out with him. I'll be honest I lost my cool. Not happy with how I reacted but sometimes people just need a wake up call.

Maybe it was an abortive "crash for cash" attempt mate.?

I don't think so to be honest I think they were just realising that the motorway was too busy and they thought of an easier way by cutting through us into our junction at zero hour.

No:1 D'Head who was right in front of me afyer the incident looked a bit worried with my reaction when I was beside him and I feel sorry for making him feel like that to be honest. No. 2 d'head I'll be honest he slammed on his brakes and almost collided, I swerved to miss him, I didnt look behind me afterwards as it was busy and I had d'head No.1 right there so made a beeline for him.

I don't understand the mentality. How some of you guys do 50miles one way or out on the road all day, I haven't got a clue. 50 miles total (per day) is enough for me thanks

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 50 miles a day, ha ha ha i wish...... Dont even get me started on other drivers, I think I have gone beyond the outrage status now..... I have seen everything and I mean everything, same ol same ol, its liked a cracked record of others stupidity. Where I have almost gone into total turn the other cheek mode, I feel i am only a whisp away some days

PS My bloody back, well the side of my back if that makes any sense...hurts like hell - BLOODY Cat! yesterday

Frankie wrote:

Rossgo wrote:

StMarks wrote: Maybe it was an abortive "crash for cash" attempt mate.?

I don't think so to be honest I think they were just realising that the motorway was too busy and they thought of an easier way by cutting through us into our junction at zero hour.

No:1 D'Head who was right in front of me afyer the incident looked a bit worried with my reaction when I was beside him and I feel sorry for making him feel like that to be honest. No. 2 d'head I'll be honest he slammed on his brakes and almost collided, I swerved to miss him, I didnt look behind me afterwards as it was busy and I had d'head No.1 right there so made a beeline for him.

I don't understand the mentality. How some of you guys do 50miles one way or out on the road all day, I haven't got a clue. 50 miles total (per day) is enough for me thanks

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 50 miles a day, ha ha ha i wish...... Dont even get me started on other drivers, I think I have gone beyond the outrage status now..... I have seen everything and I mean everything, same ol same ol, its liked a cracked record of others stupidity. Where I have almost gone into total turn the other cheek mode, I feel i am only a whisp away some days

I haven't got a clue how you deal with it all day and in town too

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Doctors surgery..in particular the one I'm registered too. Like I've moaned about before we have thousands of new houses in the area. Put once tiny historic town has now turned into a ultra modern town with 3 supermarkets literally 2 min walk away from each other, big flat blocks, loads of new homes for the rich and even a brand new Premiere Inn, have no idea why we need this!

But the powers that be decided they would close down our local doctors surgery that in itself wasn't too bad and moved everyone into a brand new building, but with a new building they decided they would have a new system too.

Everyone must call at 8am for an appointment. I was on the phone for 20 odd mins before getting through for them to simply say to me, there are no more spaces left today. So call back tomorrow. Thanks docs

So anyway, asked how can I change my docs and they said just call a new one and change over.

It's fairly funny to see how my local one was a fairly decent one and another one in the next village used to be terrible. Google reviews my one current one at 1.7 stars, the really terrible one that used to be slated and still does get slated by my neighbours gets 3.5 star by google reviews

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The utter bastards! Found this last night.
Looks like they got in but couldn't start it or got disturbed before they could.

What's that on?

Kwacky wrote:What's that on?

This

F**kers. That's you being woken up at the slightest noise for the next few weeks.

Yep utter ****, although having a suicidal wife I do tend to sleep with one eye open anyway

You've got an excuse now to sleep in the van

Work.. just effing work. Struggling to write my CV but I need to hurry up !!!

That's not good Monty. Sorry to hear that but glad they didnt do more damage/ or nick it in the end. We've had a few around our area recently and these tw@s don't rip open the key hole they have bent the rear doors of the Van's. Criminals havent got a clue what it's like to do a day to day job, they have no lives and especially dont deserve to be out and about with us. Lock them up and throw away the key

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Sorry to hear this Monty. The absolute *******s

To quote Pulp Fiction, " It'd been worth him doing it just so I could've caught him doing it. "