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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 09:25
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 13:49
by D41
LOLZ!!! That took a moment.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 15:06
by Monty
I'm still hoping they'll take Farage for a quick spin in a Paris tunnel.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 16:16
by D41
Theres definitely an element of subtlety missing in his rhetoric. Isn't there???
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 16:19
by Monty
Are you trying to imply our Nige is a cnut!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 17:03
by D41
He's terrible.....even the valid points he makes he manages to ruin.
On the plus side my zero to the remote times have gotten better since he's been around...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 19:18
by StMarks
Monty wrote:Are you trying to imply our Nige is a cnut!
Any friend of Trump................
![Smirking (smirk)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0143-smirk.gif)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 05 Jan 2017, 20:18
by D41
..........Is a friend of yours??
Figures.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 15 Jan 2017, 15:27
by Kwacky
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Jan 2017, 16:44
by Kwacky
What do you call an aquatic right wing mammal with a moustache?
Adolfin
![rolf (rolf)](./images/smilies/rofl.gif)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Jan 2017, 17:03
by Kwacky
Spot the odd one out:
a. Gold
b. Animal hides
c. Olive oil
d. Madeleine McCann
e. Zinc
f. Silver
g. Copper
Answer: e Zinc was never traded around the Meditteranean.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 23 Jan 2017, 17:30
by D41
Lolz. That's cold.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Feb 2017, 23:50
by kiwikrasher
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Feb 2017, 09:34
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Feb 2017, 13:35
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Feb 2017, 13:57
by StMarks
That reminds me, I wonder how TB got on.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Feb 2017, 17:42
by TonyB
Lol, haven't yet. I think I'll make some brownies...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Feb 2017, 19:54
by DaytonAndy
Beware the brownies lol. I remember from my student days they were notoriously difficult to dose right. As it has to be absorbed through the stomach it's very slow to take effect... so you'd have another one. We need a 'throwing a whitey' emoticon
![Big Smile :D](./images/smilies/emoticon-0102-bigsmile.gif)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 Feb 2017, 21:39
by Monty
LOL Toilet hugging!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 22 Feb 2017, 00:06
by kiwikrasher
DaytonAndy wrote:Beware the brownies lol. I remember from my student days they were notoriously difficult to dose right. As it has to be absorbed through the stomach it's very slow to take effect... so you'd have another one. We need a 'throwing a whitey' emoticon
![Big Smile :D](./images/smilies/emoticon-0102-bigsmile.gif)
Yup ^^^^ and body stoned from eating is quite different to a smoke stone. I don't like it personally, as it mongs me. I'm very productive when I have a smoke, especially housework
![Tongue Out :P](./images/smilies/emoticon-0110-tongueout.gif)