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Monty wrote:LOL PornHub, that's so 2009!

I thought 2009 was RedTube

Psst Google chrome, click on the menu on the right (top) and open incognito. Saves you deleting your search history

kiwikrasher wrote:

Monty wrote:LOL PornHub, that's so 2009!

I thought 2009 was RedTube

Beeg!

Monty wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:

Monty wrote:LOL PornHub, that's so 2009!

I thought 2009 was RedTube

Beeg!

Crap... I shouldn't have googled that one the work system! I thought it was one of your strange UK terms... doh!

Monty wrote:LOL PornHub, that's so 2009!

What can I say if it ain't broke don't fix it

xhamster looks after me

Nursing a monstrous hangover.

Snuggling up in bed having a well deserved break!

Busting my balls at work

Blade wrote:Busting my balls at work

Feel your pain. And to rub salt in the wound, I just found out I missed out on a trip to Dubai (Acceptance checks and training on our new RO water units) due to it over lapping my rostered shifts

Stripping my bathroom down to brick. Not what I intended. Oh well. The joys of home improvements.....

Man down and I'm in agony!

Lost the front end and landed on my knee. That's the last time I ever take a BMX off a seven year old and show him how it's done.

kiwikrasher wrote:

Blade wrote:Busting my balls at work

Feel your pain. And to rub salt in the wound, I just found out I missed out on a trip to Dubai (Acceptance checks and training on our new RO water units) due to it over lapping my rostered shifts

We call them Witness Tests over here and it's normally me that gets sent out to host them. I generally get everyone pissed the night before so they are desperate to get out of the factory before the end of the test.

What do you use the RO water for on the rig?

Hope you heal up soon Monty!

Civil war

Monty wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:

Blade wrote:Busting my balls at work

Feel your pain. And to rub salt in the wound, I just found out I missed out on a trip to Dubai (Acceptance checks and training on our new RO water units) due to it over lapping my rostered shifts

We call them Witness Tests over here and it's normally me that gets sent out to host them. I generally get everyone pissed the night before so they are desperate to get out of the factory before the end of the test.

What do you use the RO water for on the rig?

Ummm, everything mate. No town water out here!!! It's our Potable Water supply for all the accommodation, safety showers and eye wash stations and also feed to our De-Ionisation Skid. We also use it to supplement our industrial water supply, which is normally feed from condensate from the HVAC's, but in the dry season it's not enough to keep up with demand. on an average day we comsume about 40-50 m3 of potable water.

And just to be pedantic, we are a Production Platform not a rig

Cracking shot (pun not intended!) there Jack, but I know not to expect anything less nowadays!

Jack wrote:Civil war

That is great Jack. Where is this?

kiwikrasher wrote:

Monty wrote:

kiwikrasher wrote:
Ummm, everything mate. No town water out here!!! It's our Potable Water supply for all the accommodation, safety showers and eye wash stations and also feed to our De-Ionisation Skid. We also use it to supplement our industrial water supply, which is normally feed from condensate from the HVAC's, but in the dry season it's not enough to keep up with demand. on an average day we comsume about 40-50 m3 of potable water.

And just to be pedantic, we are a Production Platform not a rig

Do you have to drink it? or is it remineralised?

Mind I bet you come out of the shower clean!