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2nd from right looks like my ex does now. Even my daughter said "Her eyelashes are bigger than her ego!"

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint.

The barman says “You’re in here pretty often, do you think you might be an alcoholic?”

The horse replies “ I don’t think I am”, and vanishes from existence.

You see, the joke is about Descartes' famous philosophical treatise “I think, therefore I am”, but to explain that part of the joke first would be putting Descartes before the horse.

clever bastard - I like that .

She said.: "Now that we're married, and with the cost of living crisis meaning it's going to be so much more expensive to heat the house this winter, perhaps it's time you sold your motorbike "

"You're starting to sound like my ex-wife "

"I didn't know you were married before.??? "

"I wasn't ! "....

As my previous Descartes observation seemed well received, I'm going to ride the wave of approval & offer you another "goes into a bar" joke..

A man walks into a Bar...

"Ouch" he says,,,,






This time it was an Iron Bar.

Since it's been a few days..

I ate a kids meal in McDonald's the other day.....
The mum went mad.

Saw this, and thought it may amuse the music lovers amongst us.:

[video]https://youtu.be/pCtNxp7sfhE[/video]

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With an (earned from just 4 weeks in the job) £115k pa pension for life now, ^ that seems vanishingly unlikely & the real joke is on us as taxpayers.?

That's really a bag full of money....££££!!

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Might print that and put it on the front door for tomorrow and download a shotgun cocking sound bite

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king,,,, eh Darren.?




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You should be a comedian.