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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Nov 2020, 14:50
by D41
"I just shat on your couch!"

- Sean Connery making homeowners a bit nervous.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 02 Nov 2020, 23:42
by Kwacky
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Posted: 03 Nov 2020, 18:52
by Kwacky
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 03 Nov 2020, 19:55
by D6Nutz
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 03 Nov 2020, 20:27
by kiwikrasher
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 03 Nov 2020, 22:11
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 04 Nov 2020, 14:38
by Monty
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 05 Nov 2020, 20:15
by Kwacky
Why can't Trump go to the White House?





Because it's ForBiden

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 05 Nov 2020, 20:24
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 10 Nov 2020, 11:46
by D6Nutz
Last night I was watching one of those reality documentaries. It was about an aging man who caught covid-19 but survived. Not long afterwards he lost his job. Now he's being served eviction notices on his home but he's refusing to leave. Now I think of it, it might have been the US news.
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Nov 2020, 12:51
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 12 Nov 2020, 21:48
by Kwacky
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 13 Nov 2020, 11:54
by D41
(rolf) (rolf) (rolf)
That guy's expression is priceless.

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 13 Nov 2020, 12:01
by Kwacky
He's one of my favourite memes

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 13 Nov 2020, 21:30
by duke63

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 14 Nov 2020, 12:45
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 16 Nov 2020, 22:38
by D6Nutz
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names... So he killed them. He killed them all. It was just awful.
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 17 Nov 2020, 15:52
by Stonesie
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Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 19:22
by Kwacky
What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?





A lip reader

Re: Joke of the day

Posted: 19 Nov 2020, 23:25
by D41
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high.
She looked at me, surprised.

I just bought my wife a new fridge.
Everytime she opens it her face lights up.