What ails you today?
- C00kiemonster
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Re: What ails you today?
I've got Manflu. Goodbye
Scotch is helping, but not enough
On better news, i've given it to Mrs Cookiemonster - I'm not selfish
Scotch is helping, but not enough
On better news, i've given it to Mrs Cookiemonster - I'm not selfish
- Kwacky
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- D41
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Re: What ails you today?
Everything.
Severe case of manflu....my heads hurts like it's been hit with a ball & pane hammer. My throat is killing. My legs are all scarred up and bleeding from a rash - allergic to grass, and I stupidly walked across the lawn the other day.
And my hip hurts....how the fcuk does a piece of steel "hurt"?? I paid over $100K for that stupid feckin' hip, FFS!!
I want a refund.
Other than that I'm great.
Severe case of manflu....my heads hurts like it's been hit with a ball & pane hammer. My throat is killing. My legs are all scarred up and bleeding from a rash - allergic to grass, and I stupidly walked across the lawn the other day.
And my hip hurts....how the fcuk does a piece of steel "hurt"?? I paid over $100K for that stupid feckin' hip, FFS!!
I want a refund.
Other than that I'm great.
- D41
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Re: What ails you today?
Oh....and to top it all off, I'm about to run out of cigarettes, which'll mean I have to ride to the store in a bit and make a purchase.
In this heat.
While I'm ill.
In this heat.
While I'm ill.
- D41
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Re: What ails you today?
Thanks for all the sympathy, feckers.
Another bad night spent hocking phlegm out the window for hours, and feeling about as comfortable as a Creole at a KKK barbeque. Sweating when I'm freezing, Cold when it's hot as feck.
It's a thin slice of Heaven.
Another bad night spent hocking phlegm out the window for hours, and feeling about as comfortable as a Creole at a KKK barbeque. Sweating when I'm freezing, Cold when it's hot as feck.
It's a thin slice of Heaven.
- duke63
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- D41
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Re: What ails you today?
LOL!!
Dude, do you know how feckin' hot it's supposed to be today??
It's 80F already and it's only 9.30am!
Dude, do you know how feckin' hot it's supposed to be today??
It's 80F already and it's only 9.30am!
- kiwikrasher
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Re: What ails you today?
Sorry, I grew up in a smokers household, no sympathy here for respiratory dramas you are having.D41 wrote:Oh....and to top it all off, I'm about to run out of cigarettes
Very hypocritical of me considering the 'drinking' thread I know but I don't ask for sympathy if I get a hangover.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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Oh, I see....so if I was lying on the ground in front of you, choking to death on my own blood or whatever, you'd just be like "D.....do you still have those rearsets for sale???" etc.?
Don't answer that.
Don't answer that.
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Re: What ails you today?
Nah he'd just let you croak it and then take the rearsets for freeD41 wrote:Oh, I see....so if I was lying on the ground in front of you, choking to death on my own blood or whatever, you'd just be like "D.....do you still have those rearsets for sale???" etc.?
Don't answer that.
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Re: What ails you today?
Are you related to my ex? Taking the extreme view from one little comment There's a big difference to whinging about a flu and choking on you're own blood.D41 wrote:Oh, I see....so if I was lying on the ground in front of you, choking to death on my own blood or whatever, you'd just be like "D.....do you still have those rearsets for sale???" etc.?
Don't answer that.
Of course I'd be sympathetic, I might even give you a loving boot to make sure there was no life left in you...
Then I'd take your rearsets!
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
- D41
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Re: What ails you today?
You know the drill on that....you don't get sick for a long time, the slightest little thing throws you off by a mile.....or a km. at least.....
Frickin' metric system. Hate it.
Frickin' metric system. Hate it.
- Kwacky
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Re: What ails you today?
I've got a bruise the size of a tennis ball on my left bicep. It fecking hurts.
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Re: What ails you today?
I was in a rush this morning trying to trim my beard. I took too much off one side and now I look like a greying Peter Sutcliffe
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Re: What ails you today?
Going by their obsession with schoolgirls I reckon I'll be lauded as a celebrity.
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Re: What ails you today?
I must have hit the floor harder than I realised yesterday. I've got bruising and aches in the back of my right leg, right buttock, elbow, shoulder and clavicle. Ouch.
- Kwacky
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Re: What ails you today?
I thought it was just a sore throat and I had dealt with it. It's turned into a full on cold. Yack.