What are you doing today ??
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Re: What are you doing today ??
Don't tell her that though. She'll get complacentKwacky wrote:Very true. I'm more than fortunate, it's better than a lottery win. How the feck she's put up with me for so long is beyond me. I'm a very lucky man.dogbot wrote:
Not everyone is so fortunate.
I don't know how the feck she copes with you either
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I don't know how the feck she copes with you either
I'm kind, considerate, caring, supportive, a sexual behemoth and above all modest.
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"Immanence is usually applied in monotheistic, pantheistic, pandeistic, or panentheistic faiths to suggest that the spiritual world permeates the mundane."
Cos you gotta have faith. Apparently.
Cos you gotta have faith. Apparently.
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Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.
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I used to follow her, and yeah, she's fit. But she's one of the ones I was on about when I said "notice me, notice me, notice me", tbh. She's not interested in actually chatting to anyone, just in collecting followers to titillate. **** that shit.
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/ runs off to Twitter........Kwacky wrote:Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.
. Blimey.
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C00kiemonster wrote:/ runs off to Twitter........Kwacky wrote:Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.
. Blimey.
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I dread to think what her heating bill must be likeC00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.
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I see why you think it'd be funny, and don't worry, I will share stories for you all to laugh at.Kwacky wrote:I think we need a Dogbot's Dating Disasters thread on Tankslap
But I think on the whole a thread would be disappointingly (for you guys) and depressingly (for me) boring.
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Just for you (honestly!) I've followed her again.Kwacky wrote:I dread to think what her heating bill must be likeC00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.
Minimal, I would suggest. Clearly, her house is naturally very warm.
Needs more pics, though.
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Poor girl must be freezing most of the time. Sad that she whores her self on Twitter like that tbh.Kwacky wrote:I dread to think what her heating bill must be likeC00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.
I've now had a short time to review the pics she has posted on Twitter and she must be the equivalent of the village bike I'd imagine.
Not worth the risk of bunny boiling afterwards I'd say
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I reckon she pays for the heating by not eating.
Maybe I could give her the fatherly attention she didn't receive when she was growing up.
Maybe I could give her the fatherly attention she didn't receive when she was growing up.
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So, are we still saying I should hit on her?
Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...
"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"
I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...
Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...
"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"
I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...
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Your better than that.......Kwacky wrote:I reckon she pays for the heating by not eating.
Maybe I could give her the fatherly attention she didn't receive when she was growing up.
Or maybe your not
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