lol to much informationBlade wrote:Stuck on a train and the bird opposite me keeps doing fanny farts
What are you doing today ??
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Nearing London now. I'll be glad to get off the bitch has just popped another fruity air biscuit and then stood up to share it all around.
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Is she fit? cause then it's excuseableBlade wrote:Stuck on a train and the bird opposite me keeps doing fanny farts
And fanny farts here in Oz means something ENTIRELY difference
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5 out of 10 for looks, 10 out of 10 for air biscuits she is a pro boffer
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Blade that's cracked me up! Poor bloke! [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH AND TIGHTLY-CLOSED EYES]
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So what are Aus Fanny Farts ? Dare I ask ?kiwikrasher wrote:Is she fit? cause then it's excuseableBlade wrote:Stuck on a train and the bird opposite me keeps doing fanny farts
And fanny farts here in Oz means something ENTIRELY difference
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I'll give you a hint, the body part we call a fanny is JUST around the corner from the bit you're talking about. And you usually only get a 'fart' out of it carrying out a certain activity. I can't put it any more PG than that!Blade wrote:So what are Aus Fanny Farts ? Dare I ask ?kiwikrasher wrote:Is she fit? cause then it's excuseableBlade wrote:Stuck on a train and the bird opposite me keeps doing fanny farts
And fanny farts here in Oz means something ENTIRELY difference
This might help http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence
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How the heck could you tell?Blade wrote:No its the same here, its what she was doing aka front bum burps
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I specalise in this field
That and when your sh1t don't smell of sh1t but other unpleasant smells you make educated guesses unfortunately. Either way she stunk
That and when your sh1t don't smell of sh1t but other unpleasant smells you make educated guesses unfortunately. Either way she stunk
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Rossgo wrote:Really hope she is ok Rocket.only a little while ago we was going through a rough patch with our dog. Really are part of the family
Thanks guys , had to put her to sleep tonight she got no better and was struggling so it was for the best she will be missed had her for 13 years and was a big part of the family.
"80mph" sorry officer I possibly could not have done that I'm no Valentino Rossi.
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Really sorry to hear this Rocket you must all be absolutely gutted. I'm sure it was the right decision but that doesn't make it any easier. Gutted for you mate hope your OK and kids aren't too upset.
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Crap dude, feel for you.rocket wrote:Rossgo wrote:Really hope she is ok Rocket.only a little while ago we was going through a rough patch with our dog. Really are part of the family
Thanks guys , had to put her to sleep tonight she got no better and was struggling so it was for the best she will be missed had her for 13 years and was a big part of the family.
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I'm feeling your pain Rocket, it brings the emotions straight back to the surface from when I was faced with the same problem albeit a tumour. I still miss her now 17yrs or so on, gone but never ever forgotten.
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I'm out all day today seeing a client about someone taking a dive off a building.
I do wish people would be a bit more careful.
I do wish people would be a bit more careful.
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Just sick of work at the moment...totally fed up with so many people thinking things can be left to the last momentt and i am just sitting here twiddling my thumbs waiting for something to do.
...and then having to wait months to be paid for doing it.
...and then having to wait months to be paid for doing it.
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Rocket sorry to hear that mate. She won't ever be forgotten I'm sure and it was clearly for the best.