Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
- D41
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Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
Oh hell yess!!....I normally don't like pressies...they're never what I want....but me lass sorted me this year.
Aside from the usual plethora of sunglasses that could conceivably be worn in a manner to hide two areas of "limited growth" on my scalp....
WTF did I get???
I'm not telling you, you have to guess......it's an article of clothing, and you will die laughing...but they're fcuking awesome.
Think Joe Elliot....
Aside from the usual plethora of sunglasses that could conceivably be worn in a manner to hide two areas of "limited growth" on my scalp....
WTF did I get???
I'm not telling you, you have to guess......it's an article of clothing, and you will die laughing...but they're fcuking awesome.
Think Joe Elliot....
- StMarks
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
^^ A long blonde wig.?
So far (along with the usual socks & bottles of wine) I've got some rubber floor mats for my Vito, and a new wheel chock to make a pair in the back of it.
So far (along with the usual socks & bottles of wine) I've got some rubber floor mats for my Vito, and a new wheel chock to make a pair in the back of it.
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
socks
after shave
tickets to the opera
usb microscope
chocolates
books
after shave
tickets to the opera
usb microscope
chocolates
books
- Fireblade_Ro
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
I got a waterproof dry bag for my motorbike Bright yellow so all them metal topped things will see me from behind
Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does.
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
Some beer, fudge, work shirts, and a jumper.
The best present of all was the grin on the kid faces when they saw the empty tray by the fireplace and the presents under the tree. Priceless.
The best present of all was the grin on the kid faces when they saw the empty tray by the fireplace and the presents under the tree. Priceless.
You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough - Mario Andretti
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Troy Bayliss - A Faster Way book.
Paul Weller designed shirt from Real Stars Are Rare
Art of Ducati book.
I've been very very lucky this year.
Paul Weller designed shirt from Real Stars Are Rare
Art of Ducati book.
I've been very very lucky this year.
- D41
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
Fine!.....since no-one's guessing 'cos you're all too sloshed up on auntie's ginger wine....and 'cos I'm an impatient twat...
FRICKIN' DEF LEPPARD JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
All fcuking frayed out and raggedy....they are motherfcuking awesome...."skinny jeans" too, otherwise they'd fall off my ass.....I love my jeans!!
And yes, I will figure out how to post a pic so you can all laugh while you're secretly jealous.
FRICKIN' DEF LEPPARD JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
All fcuking frayed out and raggedy....they are motherfcuking awesome...."skinny jeans" too, otherwise they'd fall off my ass.....I love my jeans!!
And yes, I will figure out how to post a pic so you can all laugh while you're secretly jealous.
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Re: Ohhhhh! What Did You Get!!!???
Gun stuff, as that's what I asked for. I imagine it'll be Greek to many, but my big gift was a Pact timer, plus a Noveske 60 degree ambi selector. Some other gun cleaning stuff, coffee cups, coffee, etc, but like D6Nutz said, the real joy came from watching the joy on my little girls faces.
"When in doubt use full throttle. It may not improve the situation but it will end the suspense ".
- duke63
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D41 wrote:Fine!.....since no-one's guessing 'cos you're all too sloshed up on auntie's ginger wine....and 'cos I'm an impatient twat...
FRICKIN' DEF LEPPARD JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
All fcuking frayed out and raggedy....they are motherfcuking awesome...."skinny jeans" too, otherwise they'd fall off my ass.....I love my jeans!!
And yes, I will figure out how to post a pic so you can all laugh while you're secretly jealous.
Ghey!
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frayed jeans are all well and good until you meet the arsehole with a zippo .....
it's usually me .
it's usually me .
- D41
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Feck you mate......these are fcukin' Def Leppard jeans FFS!! Knock bloody years off me age....duke63 wrote:D41 wrote:Fine!.....since no-one's guessing 'cos you're all too sloshed up on auntie's ginger wine....and 'cos I'm an impatient twat...
FRICKIN' DEF LEPPARD JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!
All fcuking frayed out and raggedy....they are motherfcuking awesome...."skinny jeans" too, otherwise they'd fall off my ass.....I love my jeans!!
And yes, I will figure out how to post a pic so you can all laugh while you're secretly jealous.
Ghey!
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Must be an old pic, 'cos Ricky still has two arms??
It's circa 'Pyromania'....'84-ish.
Next person to make fun of either my beret, or my awesome Def Leppard jeans will lose a kidney....prolly from laughing, but that's not the point.
It's circa 'Pyromania'....'84-ish.
Next person to make fun of either my beret, or my awesome Def Leppard jeans will lose a kidney....prolly from laughing, but that's not the point.
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I have this image of Darren in my minds eye now with his attire and it is Captain sensible That comes to mind
- Rossgo
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Lots of aftershaves and deodorants plus a massive Millies cookie [SMILING FACE WITH OPEN MOUTH]
- Deegee
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A "Bah Humbug" Christmas hat.
A proper Indian Wet spice grinder.
A Banetton.
An Apple TV gizmo.
The Rick Stein Autobiography .
The complete set of Ian Flemings Bond books.
The Ronin DVD.
A kilo pack of Joris liquorice drops.
A "make your own sausages kit" (minus the pig).
A proper Indian Wet spice grinder.
A Banetton.
An Apple TV gizmo.
The Rick Stein Autobiography .
The complete set of Ian Flemings Bond books.
The Ronin DVD.
A kilo pack of Joris liquorice drops.
A "make your own sausages kit" (minus the pig).
- D41
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Feckin' Ronin again!!!
Prolly my fave movie of all time......enjoy it.
Prolly my fave movie of all time......enjoy it.