Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
How about...:
(Someone with better skillz than me can draw this).:
A cartoon image, of Putin pointing a missile launcher at a Red Cross convoy snaking towards Mariupol ,,,,,
,, with the caption of him chortling out "April fooled,,"
(Someone with better skillz than me can draw this).:
A cartoon image, of Putin pointing a missile launcher at a Red Cross convoy snaking towards Mariupol ,,,,,
,, with the caption of him chortling out "April fooled,,"
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Re: Joke of the day
An Englishman, an Indian, and an American walk into a pub.
The barman says "The usual Mister Sunak?"
The barman says "The usual Mister Sunak?"
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Re: Joke of the day
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Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work
Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work
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Re: Joke of the day
duke63 wrote:https://newsthump.com/2022/04/27/porn-s ... cPQnolnyJ0
Porn star widely criticised after being caught watching Tory conference speeches while at work
The passport one is hilarious as well..
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What’s better than winning gold at the para-Olympics?
Having two legs
Having two legs
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Re: Joke of the day
Stolen from my local FB group. Wish this was a joke, but literally the state of that road in the pic is pretty good compared to the local roads around me since the last floods
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Re: Joke of the day
Might give the football a watch 2night but no sympathy vote from me, it might be a country going through terrible times, the people struggling to get by day by day, and desperately trying to get their independence back, but Ukraine are also having a tough time.
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