Joke of the day
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Credit where credit's due, Boris Johnson managed to take a woman out to dinner last night and not impregnate her afterwards. That's an achievement for him.
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duke63 wrote:Credit where credit's due, Boris Johnson managed to take a woman out to dinner last night and not impregnate her afterwards. That's an achievement for him.
Poor lad must be worn out after f*****g 66 million over the last few years...
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