Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Bar sign:
Burgers $5
Hot dogs $4
Handjobs $10
Man to sexy Bartender: Are you the one that gives handjobs?
Bartender: yes
Man: Great! Please wash your hands, I’d like a burger.
Burgers $5
Hot dogs $4
Handjobs $10
Man to sexy Bartender: Are you the one that gives handjobs?
Bartender: yes
Man: Great! Please wash your hands, I’d like a burger.
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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Re: Joke of the day
Jess insists on credit for this one
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Re: Joke of the day
What is 12 inches long, stiff, and will make a woman scream first thing in the morning??
Crib death.
Crib death.
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Re: Joke of the day
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 12 dead hookers??
You'll never see a Lamborghini in my garage.
You'll never see a Lamborghini in my garage.
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