Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Fwiw although highly probable, that still doesn’t narrow down ‘what day of the week’ it is though St MarksStMarks wrote:Fwiw that sounds like its boxing day Piglet.duke63 wrote:
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
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Re: Joke of the day
I've started a sexual relationship, with a blind woman.
My mates asked me what's the hardest part about dating a blind woman? I told them that the sex is amazing, but it's also very challenging..
It took me ages to get her husbands voice right.
My mates asked me what's the hardest part about dating a blind woman? I told them that the sex is amazing, but it's also very challenging..
It took me ages to get her husbands voice right.
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Re: Joke of the day
What a prick. Quite a red raw and burning one I suspect.
Its a video BTW.
[video]https://www.facebook.com/DaftPeople/vid ... 469765771/[/video]
Its a video BTW.
[video]https://www.facebook.com/DaftPeople/vid ... 469765771/[/video]
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Re: Joke of the day
A man goes into Tesco's and tries to buy half a cauliflower. The young assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists and asks to see the manager.
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some tosser out there wants to buy half a cauliflower."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Glasgow , sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave glasgow?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Glasgow."
"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
The boy says he'll ask his manager about it.
Walking into the back room, the boy said to his manager,
"Some tosser out there wants to buy half a cauliflower."
As he finished his sentence, he turned to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "And this gentleman has kindly offered to buy the other half."
The manager approved the deal, and the man went on his way.
Later the manager said to the boy, "I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of that situation. We like people who think on their feet here. Where are you from, son?"
"Glasgow , sir," the boy replied. "Well, why did you leave glasgow?" the manager asked.
The boy said, "Sir, there's nothing but whores and footballers up there."
"Really?" said the manager. "My wife is from Glasgow."
"You're kidding?" replied the boy. "Who'd she play for?"
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Re: Joke of the day
I went to the sperm bank to make a donation.
The nurse asked me if I wanted to masturbate in a cup.
I told her I was good but not yet ready to enter a competition.
The nurse asked me if I wanted to masturbate in a cup.
I told her I was good but not yet ready to enter a competition.
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Re: Joke of the day
A mate of mine fantasized about being run over by a steam train.
So i arranged it for him.
He was chuffed to bits!
So i arranged it for him.
He was chuffed to bits!