Joke of the day
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Re: Joke of the day
Man tries to burn EU flag, but it won’t light because of EU regulations on flammable materials
[video]https://i.imgur.com/00xxUCF.mp4[/video]
[video]https://i.imgur.com/00xxUCF.mp4[/video]
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He wears a mask for pity's sake.....like he's The Second Coming of Bin Laden or sommit.
Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.
Shuddup and go cash your Giro, loser.
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I told the barmaid there's a car in the car park with its lights on. I wrote the details down for her to shout out in the pub. She had a few takers
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Re: Joke of the day
Taken from a sign in a NYC jewellery store...
"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"
"Deck the halls - not the next schmuck in line!"
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Decided to go horse riding ...
Something I haven't done in many years
It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,
before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't hang on and I fell off,
I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -
Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.
Something I haven't done in many years
It turned out to be a big mistake got on the horse and started out slowly,
before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.
I couldn't hang on and I fell off,
I caught my foot in the stirrup and the horse just wouldn't stop -
Thankfully the manager at the toy shop came out and unplugged the machine.
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Re: Joke of the day
note: second image follows on from first - part of a story i illustrated for somebody else
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worth a read
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”
worth a read
“In our country it is a great honour to be shown, let alone come into contact with Patrick Vieira’s porridge chucker. Instead of painting my client as a tyrant Mr Anelka should be apologising for sullying my clients penis with his miserable, miserable face.”