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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 31 Oct 2016, 21:25
by Monty
Happy Halloween Kids!
Definitely doing this next year
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 31 Oct 2016, 22:37
by D41
Is that a cigar in his mouth or is he just happy to see me???
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Nov 2016, 11:53
by Monty
Both!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 10:06
by Kwacky
Vicar books himself into a hotel, says to the receptionist " I do hope the porn channels are disabled"
She replies "No, its just normal porn you sick old ****."
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Nov 2016, 10:45
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 01 Dec 2016, 09:54
by Kwacky
Did you know you can tell the sex of an ant by throwing it in water?
if it drowns it's a girl ant
If it floats then it's a boy ant.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 02 Dec 2016, 21:47
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Dec 2016, 19:20
by Jack
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 07 Dec 2016, 20:48
by kiwikrasher
Jack wrote:
I want one!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 09 Dec 2016, 15:00
by Monty
Premature ejaculator seeks fit young woman for no strings fun. Must have full lips, large breasts, long legs, pert backside........
Oh God
Never mind!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 09 Dec 2016, 19:11
by D41
You could see that punchline er, 'coming' a mile away.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Dec 2016, 14:04
by DaytonAndy
Not a joke but had me laughing
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 Dec 2016, 14:53
by StMarks
,,,,,
"never show them fear-eaaayrrrrr"
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 14:30
by Monty
Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 14:41
by StMarks
Monty wrote:Wrong number text, still hasn't come back to me.
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Brilliant Monty.!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:18
by D41
Quick!!....Everybody spam that number!!!!!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:19
by D41
PS....the sooner we get off this page with that weirdo at the top, the better.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:24
by Monty
I hope you mean Jimmy and not me
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 12 Dec 2016, 15:49
by D41
No comment.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 19:45
by Monty