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Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 15:47
by Monty
I've just got to page 15 and no mention of Tank Slap
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 15:57
by D41
Yep...checks out......"oil" & "massage" were the exact words I used way back when....
I think 'Tankslap' is such a unique and little known word....pretty much only ever comes up in bike circles, and even then only very rarely, 'cos even bikers rarely have them.
I'll even wager that HD riders are more familiar with the term....those ape-hanger bars are notorious for causing a slapper...hence why you seldom see them on Harleys these days.
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 18:20
by Itchy
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
(Just keeping it in the top ten!)
And if I could combine my answer with the actual answer, that would be awesome!
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 18:25
by Blade
Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 18:28
by Itchy
Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam
I'd take that to have a crack at Candice!
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 18:33
by Blade
Don't worry Itchy I'm in the Van with you buddy
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 20:11
by D41
Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam
Mini-Vaning (Vanning??) ..???
Do I even want to know what that means???
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 21:23
by Rossgo
Hahaha love it!!
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Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 22:01
by kiwikrasher
Is it because durex massage oil goes hand in hand with the non biker Tankslap event?
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 22:31
by Kwacky
No idea. I always go in dry.
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 23:13
by Itchy
Re: A little competition
Posted: 03 May 2016, 23:17
by kiwikrasher
Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
You brute, but the duct tape make sense now.
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 07:24
by Blade
Itchy wrote:
Skills Itchy
The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.
You can tell your in the RAF Itchy
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 07:25
by Blade
Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
That's a lie
you told me you used TEARS as lube
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 08:33
by Itchy
Blade wrote:Itchy wrote:
Skills Itchy
The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.
You can tell your in the RAF Itchy
Why thank you!
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 08:44
by Kwacky
Blade wrote:Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
That's a lie
you told me you used TEARS as lube
That's for victim 2 and only if victim 1 is conscious enough to realise what is happening and the tears start flowing.
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 09:04
by Blade
In that case just use Blood
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 09:15
by kiwikrasher
I'm red carding Kwacky and Blade
Itchy gets man of the match
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 09:21
by Itchy
kiwikrasher wrote:I'm red carding Kwacky and Blade
Itchy gets man of the match
Re: A little competition
Posted: 04 May 2016, 15:47
by D41
I am SOOOOO wishing I hadn't asked.
How do people come up with this stuff??