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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Mar 2018, 17:09
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Mar 2018, 17:24
by D41
![Big Smile :D](./images/smilies/emoticon-0102-bigsmile.gif)
. That took a moment.
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Mar 2018, 17:50
by Monty
On the back the small print says "I break wind in your general direction, you English bed wetting types"
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 26 Mar 2018, 18:18
by D41
That's Ok....the French wet the bed, they call it "bathing", the filthy buggers..
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 31 Mar 2018, 14:05
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 06 Apr 2018, 06:26
by D41
I ran in front of a car today and got tired.
Then I ran behind one and got exhausted...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 17 Apr 2018, 15:43
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 18 Apr 2018, 10:23
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 19 Apr 2018, 22:30
by duke63
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 20 Apr 2018, 05:04
by D41
Did you know that pigeons die when they have sex??
At least, the one I fcuked did....
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 May 2018, 20:00
by duke63
Bloody yanks, always have to go one bit further than everyone else.
![Image](https://scontent.flhr2-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/32104816_1413053735462061_1751036794821935104_n.jpg?_nc_cat=0&_nc_eui2=v1%3AAeGgDvZGrlTvx2t0FtYZF9Q-Hw-avzb-EB4WDoBS-OwIzvGUoqETOy3XYRTujvxYFu_Fa1tymCqiB0LSK7ZiCuUJSAHZrNCZhAjO8JeAmdL2dg&oh=3001f6437a27f347e952a771d6469018&oe=5B51089E)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 10 May 2018, 22:21
by Jack
Just seen that Wayne Rooney has been to visit Sir Alex Ferguson.
'His speech is improving and he can now string a sentence together,'
said Fergie...
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 May 2018, 11:39
by Monty
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 May 2018, 11:50
by D41
Mara Salvatrucha???
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 14 May 2018, 13:14
by D6
Only just saw this. Looks way to clean. But the sprocket wear is about right.
![Laughing out loud (lol)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0140-rofl.gif)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 May 2018, 20:48
by Kwacky
If you've got 5 minutes read this thread on Twitter
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Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 May 2018, 22:53
by kiwikrasher
I can relate to that quite well... I always said one of the advantages of my work roster is I get to be a parent helper at the school and on excursions.. till I actually did one
![Gah (gah)](./images/smilies/gah.gif)
apparently it’s frowned upon to swear at kids that aren’t yours
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 May 2018, 22:59
by D41
You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 21 May 2018, 23:02
by Deegee
Mrs Gee works with kids in a school, she’s been howling with laughter reading this, too true.
Stolen and sent for Staffroom light relief tomorrow.
![Covered Laugh (giggle)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0136-giggle.gif)
Re: Joke of the day
Posted: 22 May 2018, 00:15
by kiwikrasher
D41 wrote:You swore at someone else's kids??
You're my hero!!
I work offshore, I have to consciously think about not swearing when I’m back in civi life. When stress hits it’s hard not to slip into instinctive habits. Good news was it was effective!