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kiwikrasher
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by kiwikrasher » 25 Jan 2022, 10:06
Happiness is not a destination. It is a way of life.
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 24 Mar 2022, 21:15
I have short snippets from a couple of dreams last night.
One dream had a massive snake in it, like 20m long.
In the other my wife had both of her cars stolen. First thing I did was to check on the bikes.
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 11 May 2022, 08:42
I was running a vehicle recovery company, specialising in vehicles submerged in bodies of water
I think I've been watching too many videos of Ukraine farmers stealing Russian military hardware.
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by Kwacky » 13 Oct 2022, 11:56
A naked Linda Lusardi made an appearance in my dream last night.
StMarks
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by StMarks » 13 Oct 2022, 14:05
LOL, and I recall something about picking weevils from a sponge cake and throwing them at someone.
We are obviously so very similar.!
D41
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by D41 » 13 Oct 2022, 15:27
Was it a naked Linda Lusardi then, or naked Linda Lusardi now....???
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 13 Oct 2022, 16:18
I'm old, fat and ugly so any version will do for me
Frankie
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by Frankie » 18 Oct 2022, 20:52
I actually remembered one !! I woke myself up, I was presenting one of our new products in my dream...... If I am not doing enough at work, I am bloody dreaming about it!!!
This was last week, needless to say I took a week off for a chill down ha ha.
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 10 Feb 2023, 09:16
It was Christmas day and snowing heavily, but I took the car out to a gaming centre to buy a copy of Dungeon and Dragons box set
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by Kwacky » 20 Mar 2023, 12:12
My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.
I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.
C00kiemonster
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by C00kiemonster » 20 Mar 2023, 13:36
Kwacky wrote: ↑ 20 Mar 2023, 12:12
My wife woke me up. I was having a bad dream. I was pinned down on the floor by a zombie. Dunno why but I was naked and the zombie was trying to bite my dick.
I'm sure a psychologist would have a field day with that one.
That’s one hell of a sex dream
Cav
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by Cav » 15 Apr 2023, 09:50
I was led in bed next to my Wife, except somewhere public, when Scarlett Johansson knelt at the side and "taught me how to kiss".
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 19 Oct 2023, 16:21
I was having a piss, but it was going on my hands. There was a hole in my foreskin which didn't be there. On closer inspection I found a piece of glass embedded in my knob.
No drugs were taken in the making of this dream.
Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 10 Nov 2023, 21:16
My wife had knocked over the Sx, but she didn't tell me, she just left it lying on the garage floor.
D6Nutz
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by D6Nutz » 10 Nov 2023, 21:24
Ah, it's only the sx.. I reckon it's a message that you should get another bike..
If it was the MV that would have been a divorce, even in a dream
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Kwacky
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by Kwacky » 10 Nov 2023, 21:31
SX or not, I still woke up in a bad mood
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by Kwacky » 08 Dec 2023, 10:57
I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.
Cav
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by Cav » 08 Dec 2023, 11:22
Kwacky wrote: ↑ 08 Dec 2023, 10:57
I bought a KTM 890. It was an impulse buy, I applied for the loan on my phone while I was in the shop.
*WALKS INTO GARAGE - REALISES IT WASN'T A DREAM*