Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

Could be worse Frankie, twice I have gone over to help my step dad clear their garden and both times he has proceeded to cut through the mains wire with the hedge trimmer and short out the whole house, you would have thought he would learn after the 1st time

Upsetting a client. If they could stick to a decision everyone would be a lot happier.

Last day on holiday coach not till 8.50 pm so sipping on mojitos at the moment then gonna get some grub, back to reality tomorrow.

Yelling at BT again as my internet is down again meaning I also have no tv but freeview again! Fault on the line, been told the 12th before its repaired, seriously f***ed off is an understatement

So uhh decided to tidy the mancave while listening to some very heavy music to help me calm down

Today I will mostly be doing instructions to barristers for advice or pleadings on people my clients have either killed or badly mashed up.

Hoping my phone line is up and running now so I can ring up the electricity suppliers and after that selling a pair of BT 016 Tyres :-)

Trying to sort out our work database which isnt easy as my colleague that has left was halfway through it and the only person trained to do it and now its been passed to me, thrown it at the deep end, but in all honest its more interesting that what I normally do.

Getting sorted for my return to work tomorrow, so shopping at Asda then getting my uniform ready, no day off till next Wednesday happy days.

Can't fecking believe it, text from a member of staff at 6.15 this morning !!!!!
"Hope you've had a great holiday but I won't be coming in today as got a runny nose !"
Great first day back.

Sounds like they really don't want to be there when you turn up this morning, that'll be fun first day back, waiting to see what they've done.

Working, Ground Hog day

Bratty wrote:Can't fecking believe it, text from a member of staff at 6.15 this morning !!!!!
"Hope you've had a great holiday but I won't be coming in today as got a runny nose !"
Great first day back.

Get a new job mate. They're taking the piss and it's going to make you ill.

Time to start looking IMO. Lazy staff.

Bratty wrote:Can't fecking believe it, text from a member of staff at 6.15 this morning !!!!!
"Hope you've had a great holiday but I won't be coming in today as got a runny nose !"
Great first day back.

You should have texted back they will have a bloody nose if they don't turn up.

What's your policy on sick pay, Bratty? Looks like it needs revisiting to me. Have a look at the 'Bradford Factor'. Tends to motivate staff to stop taking sickies.

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We don't pay sick pay mate, we use the Bradford Factor for our bonus system so financially they loose out but It doesn't stop them.

Blimey, nowt as thick as some folk.

15th Wedding Anniversary today so out tonight .... playing poker and having a few beers with my mates

Meal out tomorrow night though

Spudda wrote:15th Wedding Anniversary today so out tonight .... playing poker and having a few beers with my mates

Meal out tomorrow night though

Congratulations mate.

Spudda wrote:15th Wedding Anniversary today so out tonight .... playing poker and having a few beers with my mates

Meal out tomorrow night though

You old romantic lol