Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
My mate is currently applying for Australian citizenship.
He's filled in all the forms, and met the required criteria ,,,,, except that he failed his examination test on the section about Aboriginal Music.
I asked him.: " Didja redo it ?"
He's filled in all the forms, and met the required criteria ,,,,, except that he failed his examination test on the section about Aboriginal Music.
I asked him.: " Didja redo it ?"
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
Scary.. imagine having to make a bottle last 5 daysKwacky wrote:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-65524218
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
While visually impressive it’s not one you have to worry about.. unless you are a small dog
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
The fecking size of that thing??!???
That’s a dinosaur
That’s a dinosaur
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Re: Reasons not to go to Australia, part 24753
A man walks into a bar with a crocodile....
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"
"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
Bartender..."Yes, of course we do"
"Great! - I'll have a pint of beer, and my crocodile will have two lawyers & a bag of crisps"
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