A little competition
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Re: A little competition
Yep...checks out......"oil" & "massage" were the exact words I used way back when....
I think 'Tankslap' is such a unique and little known word....pretty much only ever comes up in bike circles, and even then only very rarely, 'cos even bikers rarely have them.
I'll even wager that HD riders are more familiar with the term....those ape-hanger bars are notorious for causing a slapper...hence why you seldom see them on Harleys these days.
I think 'Tankslap' is such a unique and little known word....pretty much only ever comes up in bike circles, and even then only very rarely, 'cos even bikers rarely have them.
I'll even wager that HD riders are more familiar with the term....those ape-hanger bars are notorious for causing a slapper...hence why you seldom see them on Harleys these days.
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Re: A little competition
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
(Just keeping it in the top ten!)
And if I could combine my answer with the actual answer, that would be awesome!
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
Durex massage oil
(Just keeping it in the top ten!)
And if I could combine my answer with the actual answer, that would be awesome!
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Re: A little competition
I'd take that to have a crack at Candice!Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam
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Re: A little competition
Mini-Vaning (Vanning??) ..???Blade wrote:Itchy you do realise the correct answer is Mini-Vaning your mates Mam
Do I even want to know what that means???
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Re: A little competition
Is it because durex massage oil goes hand in hand with the non biker Tankslap event?
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Re: A little competition
You brute, but the duct tape make sense now.Kwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
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Re: A little competition
Skills ItchyItchy wrote:
The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.
You can tell your in the RAF Itchy
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Re: A little competition
That's a lie you told me you used TEARS as lubeKwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
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Re: A little competition
Why thank you!Blade wrote:Skills ItchyItchy wrote:
The Mini Van is a sexual act designed to introduce the ultimate sexual high for a lady. It takes its name from the multiple passenger vehicle that is often configured for TWO in the Front, FIVE in the back.
You can tell your in the RAF Itchy
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Re: A little competition
Blade wrote:That's a lie you told me you used TEARS as lubeKwacky wrote:No idea. I always go in dry.
That's for victim 2 and only if victim 1 is conscious enough to realise what is happening and the tears start flowing.
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Re: A little competition
I'm red carding Kwacky and Blade
Itchy gets man of the match
Itchy gets man of the match
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Re: A little competition
I am SOOOOO wishing I hadn't asked.
How do people come up with this stuff??
How do people come up with this stuff??