Tank Slap - Motorcycle Forum

People who lack personal hygiene. I know it's warm but that's no excuse to smell like you've worn the same clothes all year. Rotten bastards.

I'll have you know I bathe once every three weeks....whether I need it or not!!

Heartily agree.....I always remember my dear old Dad telling me the hardest thing about being a policeman was NOT seeing really bad traffic accidents, murder scenes etc. - That was something you got used to, and something you expected.....something that was even interesting in it's own macabre way.

What he hated was seeing the way people lived and things they accepted as 'normal'......babies sitting in the middle of a room surrounded by dogsh*t.....hadn't had their nappies changed when they should have been. No food in the home, etc.

The mind boggles.

A customer that has screwed around with the operation settings on a certified piece of kit (that are sealed by us for safety) and then expects me to sort out the resultant mess for nothing. Nice try, but no chance, give me an order number or sort it yourself. Bloody amateurs dicking about with stuff they don't understand and will end up hurting someone or damaging a £500k machine.

Enjoying a nice work poop, then someone comes along in another cubicle to do the same.
The smell was so bad it overpowered my smell, from 2 cubicles away!

Ha ha nice!

^^LMFAO!!

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Broken down at John o Groats, lol. Waiting for local recovery to take me to the digs I had arranged for tonight then RAC are ferrying me down to Coventry tomorrow. Crap end to a great trip.


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Karma is a load of shite too. I fixed a fellow bikers punctured tyre that he hadn't even noticed till I asked him about it and got him back on the road.


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That's shit. What happened to your bike and which one are you on?

Sprint. It's been brilliant until now. Just won't fire up. Turns over great, battery is strong, just won't fire up.


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Fwiw I've had similar on my old T595, turned out to be a hose blown off inside the tank, also came home via AA....

Fingers crossed its summat cheap Tony.

Sorry to hear that Tony hope it's a quick and cheap fix

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Commuting in a car.

It's f king shit

Idiots who suddenly find the accelerator pedal as you start to overtake them.

People who don't indicate on roundabouts and just expect you to know where they are going!

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Hmmmm.....in light of the new female-cast "Ghostbusters", apparently the geniuses in Hollywood have decided that it's time to do a female version of "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels".

As if the first one wasn't bad enough.

maybe it's a porn version. Title makes it sound good

Indeed.

It's not....it's just some kitschy re-hash. I don't mind....I honestly don't watch many movies these days...never really seen much in the way of porn either.
Bunch of mates wanted to stick some porn on the other week.....I'm like yeah - I'm gonna sit around with 11 other guys all with hard-ons??

I think not.

The youngest's new boyfriend, who seemingly is lazy, doesn't talk, doesn't change clothes, doesn't like the sun, doesn't like to swim, doesn't like to help out, doesn't use sun creme, doesn't look after himself and when visiting the tattoo parlour couldn't make his mind up so has lots of random simple shitty pictures all over his arms and legs. Oh and he smokes unfiltered crap too.

Apart from that I like him

he sounds like a catch