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I've got a screaming headache, which woke me up in the middle of the night. If I don't stab someone today will be a success.

Looking at my dating site messages and thinking... "really?"

Example:

33, quite hot, likes bikes, punk, dogs.

On the surface, yay!

She's 6 foot 2. I'm 5 foot 8.

Lol.

FML.

Mmmm, tall women.

Fine if you're tall yourself. But generally, they don't want to date a guy my height.

My ex was two inches taller than me and wore heels all the time. It was a bit odd.

I don't mind women being taller than me.

How I ended up with a short arse blonde I'll never know.

I don't generally, either. But this is like half a foot.

Oh, and normally they do. It even says on her profile she'd prefer guys over 6'1, so she either didn't look or isn't as fussed as she made out.

I hate tall women...I'm a short arse, it's tough to find a girl shorter or similar height most are a tad taller than me haha

dogbot wrote:I don't generally, either. But this is like half a foot.

Oh, and normally they do. It even says on her profile she'd prefer guys over 6'1, so she either didn't look or isn't as fussed as she made out.

She might have a collection of short stilts and tall boots for shorties she likes the look of

She might.

Mostly, what the last 10 days of dating site membership has reminded me of is how much I hate **** dating.

Why not take a break from it then?

After 10 days of trying and not actually dating anyone yet?

Nah, I'm sticking at it. I've got some promising leads. It's just the overall experience is depressing. People get upset about getting turned down and it's horrible, other people act entitled and it's horrible.

Life would be easier if I really was just a **** and didn't remotely give a shit about other peoples' feelings. Well, maybe. But I can't live that way.

One of the reasons I watch First Dates is to remind myself how lucky I am to be out of that crap.

If I ever became single I reckon I would stay that way. I couldn't throw myself into the lions den again.

Apart from that first weekend, and a few dates with complete nutjob before Xmas, that was my plan.

But... well, there's things you miss when you're single. You know?

dogbot wrote:Apart from that first weekend, and a few dates with complete nutjob before Xmas, that was my plan.

But... well, there's things you miss when you're single. You know?

Ahhhh yup!

Kwacky wrote:I've got a screaming headache, which woke me up in the middle of the night.......

Kwacky wrote:Steakburger and egg. Protein overload.

Causal link.?

Someone to order the takeaway? I always get Mrs Kwacky to do that

StMarks wrote:[

Causal link.?

If only.

Sadly I've got a history of headaches which come and go, in carrying degrees of pain, location and length (some have lasted a week and completely wiped me out).

No link or cause found so far but they can be triggered by exercise, but they come on when I'm exercising, not several hours later. I gave up all forms of exercise to try and see if that cured it, but it didn't. MRI scans, xrays and blood tests came back with nothing.

Kwacky wrote:Someone to order the takeaway? I always get Mrs Kwacky to do that

A keeper, clearly.

Not everyone is so fortunate.

dogbot wrote:
Not everyone is so fortunate.

Very true. I'm more than fortunate, it's better than a lottery win. How the feck she's put up with me for so long is beyond me. I'm a very lucky man.

Kwacky wrote:

StMarks wrote: Causal link.?

........Sadly I've got a history of headaches which come and go, ........
.............No link or cause found so far ........

Fwiw I was well aware of all that mate.
This is precisely why I pointed out a perceptible link that I considered you may have missed. ?