What are you doing today ??

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D41 wrote:Hmmmm....

Horizontal rain vs. Staying in the house with Monty.
Rain wins.


Sounds legit.
How do you know these things?
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Because double amputees with Down Syndrome take pity on you.
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Its a good job I don't have any feelings!
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I'm crying a river for you.
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Use those tears to lube your d!ck, D41.. looks like it has severe chafing
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Going out for a meal with some mates. Not had a great day so feel like getting smashed (happy)
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Cav wrote:Use those tears to lube your d!ck, D41.. looks like it has severe chafing
You've seen it???

Lucky you.
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Kwacky wrote:We've bee told to expect snow within the next 48 hours.

Poor London, first a train strike, then a tube strike, now this. How will they recover?
Looks like they will cop the snow today now :D
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If Londons got any sense (unlikely) they'll go down the pub and say f**k work on Friday.

Fwiw I'm being a repo man again today in the SW.
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6.00am....too early to tell what I'll be doing today...but "bugger all" seems like a pretty safe bet.
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Geometry
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What's the angle on that??
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I've been to court this afternoon. It should have been a straight forward hearing but the other side instructed a QC, so it turned into a battle.

I held my own but the District Judge was being led by the silk so I didn't get everything I wanted,, but neither did they.
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Looking out of the window, watching the snow fall.
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Fecking melting.
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Yes, you're right Kiwi.: It's already melting. (nod)
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I'm fecking bored. And it's raining too...WTF is THAT all about??
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The answer to California's long running water shortage by the the sounds of it.
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Hmmm.....rocket launch over in Hawthorne this morning....might go over to watch it go off.
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Done a fair bit today or at least it feels like it!! I have cleaned the house, rode to Newbury and rode back with my mate with his new bike, took scenic route back! Ordered my new lid and also been to Thorpe Park and bought an Annual pass! Decided this year we won't go away aboard but instead this year visit as many of the parks as possible lol!!
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