Coming soon to a Curry's near you

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... inity.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Teenagers may lose their virginity to sex robots in the future, a leading expert predicted yesterday.

Professor Noel Sharkey, emeritus professor of robotics at Sheffield University, warned that android sex dolls may have damaging consequences for society.

He said that just as the rise of internet porn took the Government by surprise, a similarly seismic robot revolution is on the way – with far-reaching consequences


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robots are evil taking peoples jobs and ruining their lives
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Have you trained one yet to give you a hand shandy when you're bored at work?
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nope not yet it would rip your dick off,the people that make apples phones and stuff have just announced a robot programme for their manufacturing,30,000 jobs to go worldwide in the next 10 years .
China with low labour costs are buying robots like mad ,its a shame we dont follow suit in the UK and get a bit smarter
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Surely that's a good thing, less teenagers getting pregnant and therefore more educated people because they don't have to drop out of school. I saw a few girls drop out because they got pregnant while at school plus by the time the guys are older they will be experts in bed when it comes to the real thing haha!!

Wouldn't this be like Humans (channel 4 program) bet they would be the best shag ever hahaha!!

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Kwacky wrote:Have you trained one yet to give you a hand shandy when you're bored at work?


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


(wasntme) Bet he gives the robot a name before pressing 'start' too :P
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Rossgo wrote:Surely that's a good thing, ......
You would think so, wouldn't you mate. However you need to factor in human nature.
Have you seen the film "Idiocracy" ???
http://www.mandatory.com/2013/08/09/10- ... y-already/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I had to listen to a speech by a (vile & repulsive) right wing ideologist recently. Whilst it made outrageous claims obviously intended to raise tempers, some of it was uncomfortably accurate. One being that more developed & socially responsible countries procreate slower, and that was his explanation for the underlying cause for the current migration issues facing the developed world. :^
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That is proven. That's one of my issues about giving money for things like clean water in developing countries, where infant mortality is high and that's the mindset of parents.

As harsh as it sounds, if nature can't house humans then humans shouldn't live there. Putting in wells and water purifying equipment in an area simply means more humans can survive there. It's fecking about with the eco-system.

It's not my fault I was born in a country which is able to provide my dog with clean drinking water but poor old Mbemwas parents decided to bang out a few sprogs miles away from a source of water.
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ive never understood why they live a 10 mile trek form the nearest water hole,why dont you just move there
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I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that (lol)
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Monty wrote:I'm just going to pretend I didn't read that (lol)

St Marks just called you a darkie............. (devil)
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Kwacky wrote:That is proven. That's one of my issues about giving money for things like clean water in developing countries, where infant mortality is high and that's the mindset of parents.

As harsh as it sounds, if nature can't house humans then humans shouldn't live there. Putting in wells and water purifying equipment in an area simply means more humans can survive there. It's fecking about with the eco-system.

It's not my fault I was born in a country which is able to provide my dog with clean drinking water but poor old Mbemwas parents decided to bang out a few sprogs miles away from a source of water.
The more sprogs they have the more chances they have of one or two surviving. Also worth accounting for the fact that most of the world's Catholics are in developing countries, where contraception is frowned upon.

Even Catholic priests in some of those countries are allowed to marry and procreate....it's the only way the RC church could get men to join the priesthood.
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Well let's get back.to the point of robot sex dolls, screw it why not...although I bet they will still moan about how long a man last for hahahaha

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Well at least they'll moan....mine just reads the paper over the back of my head, manicures hers nail, sleeps, snores, etc.
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If they do the housework/diy as well there's going to be a lot more single people in the future
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