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Sorry StMarks, I forget that people have a better memory than me

Kwacky wrote:

dogbot wrote:
Not everyone is so fortunate.

Very true. I'm more than fortunate, it's better than a lottery win. How the feck she's put up with me for so long is beyond me. I'm a very lucky man.

Don't tell her that though. She'll get complacent

I don't know how the feck she copes with you either

C00kiemonster wrote:
I don't know how the feck she copes with you either

I'm kind, considerate, caring, supportive, a sexual behemoth and above all modest.

Not forgetting self aware...

I prefer immanent

"Immanence is usually applied in monotheistic, pantheistic, pandeistic, or panentheistic faiths to suggest that the spiritual world permeates the mundane."

Cos you gotta have faith. Apparently.

Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.

I used to follow her, and yeah, she's fit. But she's one of the ones I was on about when I said "notice me, notice me, notice me", tbh. She's not interested in actually chatting to anyone, just in collecting followers to titillate. **** that shit.

Kwacky wrote:Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.

/ runs off to Twitter........






. Blimey.

I do appreciate the suggestion, though. And you know how important it is for me to try and keep my fans entertained.

C00kiemonster wrote:

Kwacky wrote:Crack on to that @biker_barbie on twitter. She's into bikes and clearly isn't shy. Plus the twitter interaction will keep me entertained when I should be working.

/ runs off to Twitter........






. Blimey.

I think we need a Dogbot's Dating Disasters thread on Tankslap

C00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.

I dread to think what her heating bill must be like

Kwacky wrote:I think we need a Dogbot's Dating Disasters thread on Tankslap

I see why you think it'd be funny, and don't worry, I will share stories for you all to laugh at.

But I think on the whole a thread would be disappointingly (for you guys) and depressingly (for me) boring.

Kwacky wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.

I dread to think what her heating bill must be like

Just for you (honestly!) I've followed her again.

Minimal, I would suggest. Clearly, her house is naturally very warm.

Needs more pics, though.

Kwacky wrote:

C00kiemonster wrote:
. Blimey.

I dread to think what her heating bill must be like

Poor girl must be freezing most of the time. Sad that she whores her self on Twitter like that tbh.

I've now had a short time to review the pics she has posted on Twitter and she must be the equivalent of the village bike I'd imagine.

Not worth the risk of bunny boiling afterwards I'd say

I reckon she pays for the heating by not eating.

Maybe I could give her the fatherly attention she didn't receive when she was growing up.

So, are we still saying I should hit on her?

Cos I've got this tweet here, ready to go, that says...

"Hi @biker_barbie, @Kwacky sez I shud say hi to you, cuz ur hot n like bikez"

I've obviously adapted it for her language skills...

Kwacky wrote:I reckon she pays for the heating by not eating.

Maybe I could give her the fatherly attention she didn't receive when she was growing up.

Your better than that.......






Or maybe your not

She does seem to like getting her buns out