![Bandit (bandit)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0174-bandit.gif)
And then a woman in a dress which might have looked good on her 20 years ago decided to try to kill us all by lighting up a cigarette on the forecourt
![Swearing (swear)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0183-swear.gif)
![Gah (gah)](./images/smilies/gah.gif)
![Faceplam (facepalm)](./images/smilies/facepalm.jpeg)
I may or may not have offered to put it out for her with the foam fire extinguisher... Which didn't please the idiot one bit... I bet her parents are siblings
![Swearing (swear)](./images/smilies/emoticon-0183-swear.gif)