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My Wife left me. She couldn't put up with my erectile dysfunction any longer.

"It's okay", I told her, "I have no hard feelings".
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I thought your Sarah asked you to stop looking at those sites, Monty
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duke63 wrote:I thought your Sarah asked you to stop looking at those sites, Monty
(nod) I expect Monty will have promised he would stop.

Sadly though, he's utterly addicted and simply can's stop himself,,,, (smirk)




No matter how hard he tries to restrain himself, he continues to be fascinated by anything to do with Matt Hancock... ;)
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HAHA, I'll leave him alone when they lock him up
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At least it's not Greensleeves anymore (lol)

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