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I see the transgender weightlifter has crashed out of the olympics , apparently they failed on the snatch .....
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Husband: My wife has gone missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home. I’m worried sick…

Officer: Her age, please?

Husband: Not sure. Around 50 or 60. We don’t do birthdays

Officer: Height?

Husband: About five foot something but you know, not like really tall

Officer: Weight?

Husband: Tricky to say. Not really skinny slim but not big either.

Officer: Colour of eyes?

Husband: You know – browny grey

Officer: Hair colour?

Husband: She likes to change it. The last time I remember it was a bit off brown. I can’t remember for sure.

Officer: What was she wearing?

Husband: Could have been pants or a skirt or something. I don’t know exactly because she wears different clothes nearly every day.

Officer: What kind of car did she take?

Husband: She didn’t go in a car – she took my bike.

Officer: What kind of motorcycle was it?

Husband: A 1968 Triumph Bonneville with 3134 cams, Ace ‘bars and Norman Hyde rear sets.

There’s a quick action throttle and Proddie racing absorption silencers.

Maxton have done the front and rear suspension and it’s got a gold DID race chain.

Officer: Don’t worry Sir, we’ll get your bike back
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Feeling punny today...
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