... eyeballs are the wrong shape mate, come and see me I've got a guy that will fit you with contact lenses. Cheers mate, I might take you up on that next time I'm up Birmingham way.

There's a Wales one coming up next isn't there? Fingers crossed I'll be making that one :-)

... totally thrilled to have them aboard the good ship PCV!!! image.jpg So, here we are, the last weekend before Doni, and there's loads to do in the next few days. We've confirmed a trainee pit crew, by the the name of Lloyd, the son of one of Nige's old work colleagues, who is out to study Motorsport ...

... as it was my first proper ride on a 'big' bike, two mates pulled into the extremely busy bike park and stopped in a nice neat line, I pulled up next to them, put my right foot out to steady me and the bike and missed the floor completely! This was followed by a very slow topple over on to the ...

The family are taking me to Rutland Water tomorrow.

Then on Sunday I have to go to Brize Norton for a course that starts next week. So I guess I'll be spending half of the day driving!

And we have enough cakes to last us into the middle of next week.

... in full view of an audience The only one which was seen was the one on my dommy when I rode at full throttle into the garage and hit the dustbin . Next door neighbour had to get the bike off me , worst was he didn't like me or bikes . It was that or stay stuck for a number of hours until someone ...

... over the last 2 year contract has been shockingly poor, combined with the 2 mid-contract price rises has kind of killed my 7 year loyalty to O2. Next, I'm going to buy the phone I want outright and then get a short term SIM only contract, if the network is crap or just generally pisses me off ...

... fuel...went to the petrol station filled up paid for it...this is where it went tits up! I felt a bit rushed and was chatting to my mate I parked next to the curb so it made it easier for me to prop up the bike while filling and I used this curb twhile getting on...I just forgot it was a big curb ...

... to bristol, it was baking hot and the bike was heavy and i'd ridden about 200 miles already. i'm sat on the bike filling up when a car pulls up next to me, out steps a young lady in hot pants, knee high boots and a crop top, obviously on her way to work. I finish filling up, shift my weight ...

... after getting stopped leaving the track after the first session to be told I was too fast and to move up a group, I was feeling a bit smug. 8) Next session was called and His Smugness was just pulling away from the parking spot and managed to forget the race lockstop was fitted, I could feel ...

... I live just around the corner from Kwacky....which helps explain why he is suffering from negative equity! (devil) Beer monster can you live next door to me as my neighbours are real pain in the butts, could do with livening things up a bit :) Hmmm....bar steward for hire. I like your way ...

... I live just around the corner from Kwacky....which helps explain why he is suffering from negative equity! (devil) Beer monster can you live next door to me as my neighbours are real pain in the butts, could do with livening things up a bit :)

Just got my test, new CBR6F. Low speed pulled on break too sharply at factory gates, loads of DERV and bits of loose gravel. Dropped brand new bike......idiot. Couple of days later park bike up at work, a set of stabilisers appeared next to the bike.

... make you realise the capability of a modern sportsbike, and riding one on the road just didnt give me the same buzz so I may go enduro/hypermotard next. Best biking memories to date: Passing my tests First Track day Riding over to the Island for TT week 3 days last year at Aragon in Spain THAT'S ME

... on track? I've got the green light from Mrs Kwacky. I've sent an email to BBS who have just emailed to say they will probably be running Almeria next April. They will confirm in a few weeks. They will release the date officially in October. There are other companies as well. BBS seems to be less ...

Im Andy 46 ,work for a german engineering company as the sales manager I am famous for mostly being Kwackys ex next door neighbour which were some of the happiest days of my life 8) I used to own a r6 ,gsxr 750 but now own a tatty ducati monster because thats all i can afford ...

Strangely foggy all day today, and Scoobs and th'Audi covered in a fine mist of sand. What next??? A plague of locusts? Famine? I didn't even think we were supposed to get any of it Ooop Norf?

@Godzilla - Roughly how much do you think these trips cost, all in ??? I would book up a trip for early next year! In regards to costs, the rough breakdown of when I done Aragon last year £600 for trip (track costs, bike transport, hotel) £160 flights £60 car hire (could share ...

You weren't the only one Frankie, bin liner with compulsory bungee's springs to mind. Unfortunately. Anyway next year we've got the Rugby World Cup right here - sorry to say the bodies on most Rugby fans are sadly the same shape but taller and wider. But at least they don't want ...