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by StMarks
13 Apr 2024, 08:02
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Postman
Replies: 5328
Views: 1144789

Re: Mr Postman

Monty wrote: 12 Apr 2024, 22:11Incoming!!!!
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by StMarks
06 Apr 2024, 17:55
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3035254

Re: What are you doing today ??

I'm staying in bed. I'm full of cold. Fwiw I was laid out flat, I thought with flu, came on late last Sunday evening. Monday morning I could hardly stand up. Covid test negative. Tuesday I was already feeling somewhat better. Wednesday it was but a memory.! I asked around and quite a number of peop...
by StMarks
06 Apr 2024, 17:48
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3035254

Re: What are you doing today ??

Surfing for car insurance since Hastings sent me this... Screenshot_2024-04-06-08-32-56-87_e307a3f9df9f380ebaf106e1dc980bb6.jpg That's just mad... Everyone's premiums have skyrocketed.. The insurance companies have all those cars at Luton Airport to fork out for, and so we 've all got to pay for th...
by StMarks
27 Mar 2024, 13:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

Went shopping a birthday present for my niece.. Is it just me ??? I did consider it, purely for a laugh, but I don't think her mum shares my "sense of humour" so decided against... . . https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240327/687fbaea0918a6d3d94e33dd9fa3a987.jpg StM mobile using Tapatalk
by StMarks
23 Mar 2024, 19:41
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

And this year's winner of the annual Darwin Awards goes to...:

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by StMarks
22 Mar 2024, 09:17
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: What did you do to your bike today ??
Replies: 11980
Views: 1961120

Re: What did you do to your bike today ??

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Seemed really slow to start, heaps of battery and cranked fine but didn’t want to fire. Finally got it going and headed of down the mountain. Was about half full so 10 km in topped the tank up. 5 mins to get the thing to fire again. Every stop I did it stalled out. Started ok mos...
by StMarks
19 Mar 2024, 08:42
Forum: Biking Stuff
Topic: That could have been fatal
Replies: 10
Views: 2756

Re: That could have been fatal

Indeed very shocking. Couple of things that I am left considering.: Mistry apparently was charged & pled the offences via a postal requisition ???? There is no mention of the outcome of the injuries to his victims. ?? They could well have been left with life changing injuries, that's more than 4...
by StMarks
18 Mar 2024, 21:59
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

Not much evidence of chain lube....Image

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by StMarks
14 Mar 2024, 15:56
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What you watching?
Replies: 10425
Views: 2148437

Re: What you watching?

Not so much "watching" as listening to on the radio. Baldrick on top form.
Spoiler alert, "that's nice" (giggle)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0007kjj
by StMarks
14 Mar 2024, 15:53
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3035254

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote: 14 Mar 2024, 15:09 installing the new internet hub. 2 minute job and everything seems to be working as it should.
Well, you ma be impressed to learn that we get a blistering 1.14mbs here, so there's your benchmark (nod)
by StMarks
08 Mar 2024, 10:04
Forum: Religion, Politics, and other Unmentionables
Topic: Brexit thread
Replies: 1156
Views: 114343

Re: Brexit thread

It seems like the current political approach is to Gaslight us ..

All Politicians simply ignore concerns & talk up everything (/or talk up improvements they will make, depending on their allegiances) .
by StMarks
06 Mar 2024, 23:31
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

And for those Slappers who prefer it when Im not wittering on about politics..:Image

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by StMarks
06 Mar 2024, 23:29
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

Seems topical, being Budget day today..:
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by StMarks
04 Mar 2024, 09:50
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3035254

Re: What are you doing today ??

Kwacky wrote: 04 Mar 2024, 09:00 I'm off to meet an expert to look at a zip wire
I've never been on one, but they look like fun. Enjoy.!
(are you thinking of having one installed at chateau Kwackers)
by StMarks
01 Mar 2024, 18:33
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

As it’s St David’s Day, someone in their infinite wit and wisdom has decided to compile a list of films with a Welsh slant to them. Nearly all are hilarious and a few are just pure genius... enjoy! Dial M for Merthyr Dai Hard Cwtch 22 Pembrokeback Mountain Oceans Tenby A Fish Called Rhondda 9 1/2 le...
by StMarks
25 Feb 2024, 18:58
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Mr Nutz
Replies: 8
Views: 2445

Re: Mr Nutz

Many happy returns D6Nutz, I hope you've had a good one. It's been lovely weather for it today (up here, anyway)..
by StMarks
23 Feb 2024, 09:16
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Cookiemonster
Replies: 8
Views: 2437

Re: Cookiemonster

Many happy returns Mr Monster, hope you have a great day.
by StMarks
21 Feb 2024, 21:46
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: What are you doing today ??
Replies: 18693
Views: 3035254

Re: What are you doing today ??

I took the dog to the vets. Just the £80 this time. On the plus side I pulled. So what if it was a bloke with a beard. A win is a win at my age. Suddenly this seems like a more appropriate placement for the pic than today's joke thread... https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20240221/adf744accb167abd49...
by StMarks
20 Feb 2024, 13:36
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

Millennials..
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by StMarks
16 Feb 2024, 19:10
Forum: Slapper Chat
Topic: Joke of the day
Replies: 1816
Views: 887421

Re: Joke of the day

It would appear that Monty has been out and about fly posting again.... ;) [IMG.... I would endorse that poster. Just think about the housing stock it would release and the subsequent price falls. We could call it the great levelling up. Fwiw the reason that I posted it Monty, was precisely because...