... you believe otherwise. In terms of the internet I'm exactly like my normal self although I have the opportunity to comb over what I say and make sure it's saying what I want to say so I don't dig myself a hole

... ive had a long week at work and clocked over another 1200 miles mostly sitting on the m40/m25 Saturday morning I might go over the zx10r and make sure its ready for spring,Saturday afternoon kids party at some hideous play centre Sunday take sprog to swimming lessons ,might go for a drive with ...

... ive had a long week at work and clocked over another 1200 miles mostly sitting on the m40/m25 Saturday morning I might go over the zx10r and make sure its ready for spring,Saturday afternoon kids party at some hideous play centre Sunday take sprog to swimming lessons ,might go for a drive with ...

Perkles wrote:no blokes that ride harleys

Noted. I'm sure you'll have great fun going on online about how much damage you'll do to them, and so on.

I'm not sure what my colleagues would think... suffice to say that I've been very well behaved.

This is SFW, remember? We're just embracing the delights of the redheaded lady. Nothing untoward.

Monty wrote:

dogbot wrote:

Monty wrote: Not in my house, how many do you want?

I know I said I know nothing about parenting, but I'm not sure you'll survive if you give your kids to me for any length of time.

Meh, you'll do fine. Just don't get them wet!

Or feed them chicken?

... upon to "borrow" people's kids. :D Not in my house, how many do you want? I know I said I know nothing about parenting, but I'm not sure you'll survive if you give your kids to me for any length of time. :D :D Meh, you'll do fine. Just don't get them wet!

Monty wrote:

dogbot wrote:Why do you think I want a dog so badly? Course, it's generally frowned upon to "borrow" people's kids.

Not in my house, how many do you want?

I know I said I know nothing about parenting, but I'm not sure you'll survive if you give your kids to me for any length of time.

... soft as a nation, pugs is your evidence. Do I seem like a pug kinda guy? I mean, I like them in the sense I like ALL doggies, but nah. Staffies, sure. Great pups. Or maybe a Whippet cross... But tbh, I'd just have a rescue dog of any type just now, if I could. If...

Kwacky wrote:Dogs and kids are a great way to break the ice with the opposite sex. I get stopped loads in the summer when I'm walking my dog.

Well my daughter got me a phone number of a nice Milf today actually...

But I was for a play date with her kid and I'm pretty sure she still has a husband

And those "Polite" vests make me think of those "Baby On Board!" stickers. Oh, I'll be sure to accidentally crash into someone else, then. I used to think that, but the "Baby On Board" stickers are meant for the accident services after a crash to ...

... has no effect ime. People see patterns. And those "Polite" vests make me think of those "Baby On Board!" stickers. Oh, I'll be sure to accidentally crash into someone else, then.

... I've got the spend the day cross referencing all the statements I've drafted against the technical expert reports and volumes of documents to make sure I've not missed anything. Deep joy. On the plus side I'm having my sports massage this evening. http://sculptedhealthandfitness.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return ...

Are we sure that she doesn't read this board!??

... for the phone call? I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working' (lol) HAHA After Will was born (first one) Sarah went for a bath so I strapped myself in and went for a ride. I was on it ...

... for the phone call? I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working' (lol) HAHA After Will was born (first one) Sarah went for a bath so I strapped myself in and went for a ride. I was on it ...

Monty wrote: What birthing method did you use, the hands on approach or the waiting down the pub for the phone call?

I was hands on, 3 chicks in labour and only two midwifes so we got left alone a fair bit, so I kept 'checking' the gas to make sure it was still 'working'

There have been a few round Birmingham schools in recent weeks. Not sure if its just kids having a laugh though as the police tend to over react in a lot of these cases. That's what I thought initially Duke as the first ones here where the first day back, ...

There have been a few round Birmingham schools in recent weeks.

Not sure if its just kids having a laugh though as the police tend to over react in a lot of these cases.

... after chest but when I worked on my form I managed to eliminate that.. now I arch my back a bit and pull my shoulder blades in at the back. Not sure about yourself but I used to hate chest, since changing it I find it really enjoyable. I love the next day ripped feeling!!