Kwacky wrote:

Monty wrote:Too soon?

She's not long out of nursery, so yeah, you could say that.

I know that, only messing.

HAHA 20 years for me! Unless you count the wife. Does the wife count?

Too soon?

Got any pics?

When you've got to go, you've got to go

It's definitely improved my nights away, doesn't feel like I'm being robbed of my home time if that makes any sense.

Everyone should move to Buxton, biking Nirvana. Foods a bit shit mind

The A12, more to the point getting on it from the M25.....I swear it's the same crap every time what the hell is wrong with people. Oh and the M11 what bloody motorway has 2 lanes ffs! :) I so don't miss that, makes me feel angry just thinking about it. 3 to 4 hours a day to do a 22 mile round trip...

Nice one cheers, I pass one of those in Barnsley every week and i'd noticed the 3.99 sign before but never been in. Just out of interest, when was the last time you tried on your leathers................. (giggle) 2 years this July! I should be OK though I've mostly been eating salads from Subway, ...

An all you can eat breakfast buffet. Being a buffet it wasn't as nice as a freshly cooked one but hey, unlimited bacon, sausage, eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes (if you like that sort of thing), a cheese and bacon potato hash concoction, and a Yorkshire pudding with bacon in it and a gravy with a ...

Hell of a lot scarier in real life

Fggnnghth!

Why do you think I want a dog so badly? Course, it's generally frowned upon to "borrow" people's kids. :D Not in my house, how many do you want? I know I said I know nothing about parenting, but I'm not sure you'll survive if you give your kids to me for any length of time. :D :D Meh, you...

An all you can eat breakfast buffet. Being a buffet it wasn't as nice as a freshly cooked one but hey, unlimited bacon, sausage, eggs, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes (if you like that sort of thing), a cheese and bacon potato hash concoction, and a Yorkshire pudding with bacon in it and a gravy with a ...

dogbot wrote:Why do you think I want a dog so badly? Course, it's generally frowned upon to "borrow" people's kids.

Not in my house, how many do you want?

It's better that way, ignorance is bliss. Although not considered mitigation in a court of law as some jumped up son of a tw@t magistrate once told me.

You know nothing!

No I'm wrong, looks like they are made for Twunts!

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On here yes, on Facebook no.

My Mum is on Facebook!