Friday...wor lass is coming over to sleep for the first time....I'm very nervous.....also need to get my truck back....I locked the fricking key in it last night. Sat.....having an "open house" to put my house on the market...I'm not selling, this is part of a delaying tactic...takes it ou...

We need to change the ethos of people. Yes the country is a rip off place to live but we are born here and many won't ever leave so we have to deal with it. Though I'd hate to think what this place will look like in 40 years when I've retired lol You're planning on working for another 40 years?? Go...

Bollocks!! Blade is right.....chip shop chips are the best.

But wait....straight cut or crinkly??

I like crinkly....more grippage for the gravy.

Yes....I think that's actually what I was thinking of.

The USAF operates drones the size of a 727....not sommit you want to see dropping out of the sky.....they're the way forward....forget all that crap about Biggles. I mean, we're not using them for fun.....they diminish risk to human life, and war has evolved into something quite different to what it...

Yep. The usual is known as 4-bit, which is 4 regular rounds and then 1 tracer round. Also comes as 1-bit. And then you get bored squaddies making full belts of tracer, just for fun! Awesome to look at when fired, but the incendiary effect has a negative effect on legality! Haha!! 1 in 5 is the norm...

Monty wrote:Im confused, did she ask you or did you ask her? Or are you not sure?

Yes.

We'll see....there's a huge language barrier....but we still sit and I feck around on this lappy, and she sews stuff....she's into crafts...it seems to work.

Oh....I get a daughter too!!

I don't mind....the lass is awesome.

Kwacky wrote:A mince pie. That's right. In October.

You do like those things, don't you??

Yes.

The divorce should be finalized by the end of the year....it's more hearings over custody than anything.....the ex is being a bit awkward on that....OK...very awkward.

Hmmm.....so how do I put this??

Mi Mami proposed yesterday.....I said yes.

Where's the GRR smilie??

NOT A JOKE!!

Just an observation....my 13 year-old asked me "Dad, are you really going to do comedy??"

"Yep".

"Just tell all your jokes to blondes....they laugh at everything!!"

Smart kid.

My girlfriend took me to bed the other night to make love for the first time.

I was very nervous......she said "Don't worry Darren....size is not important"

I'm like "Yes it **** is.....I don't like a big pussy!!"


*apologies if I already posted that.

Seems a lot of us wanted to fly in the RAF. Me too. If you take out the usual childhood dreams of wanting to be an astronaut/F1 driver/cowboy/James Bond, then I too wanted to be a fighter pilot. However, with vision comparable to Mr Magoo, this was never a realistic option. Still, after dossing aro...

Having to wait for fish to be cooked when I'm at the chippy :D Sorry Perky, but that's "a fail". When ever I go to a chippy ( very rare treat) & order my fish, I always ask for one "lightly fried".: That way they have to get a fresh fillet out & fry it for me, & I ge...

With you on the truth thing for sure.....hard enough to get along being honest, IMO.

What bad table manners??

It depends on the accident. We've lost riders and racers in similar circumstances. I'm not arguing that you need the best kit, but there occasions when matters are taken out of your hands. Very true statement....there's just too many variables - a racetrack limits some options, but on the road ther...

Kids out having fun....bit of string isn't going to stop 600lbs of bike & rider...the kinetic forces are tremendous.

Stupid act....definitely. Consequences...zero.

Very little in my case...I'm pretty easy going....but one thing that makes my blood absolutely fricking boil is someone interrupting me when I speak....feck, I'm getting angry just thinking about it.......it's like "what you're saying counts for nothing"....I detest it.

Your pet peeve??