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I’ll give it a bit of thought.

In all honesty it’s not exactly high on the agenda if things to sort at the moment and telling the wife I am going to Mallory for a trackday might send her over the edge.

Work are being complete and utter qunts again and have refused my request for a holiday as I'm the only person available that day.

So my place is up for grabs - it's free for any tankslap regular or £75 to anyone else.

That sucks mate.. sorry to hear that.

I'd take you up on the offer except for the fact I won't be able to walk.

Kwacky wrote:Work are being complete and utter qunts again and have refused my request for a holiday as I'm the only person available that day.

So my place is up for grabs - it's free for any tankslap regular or £75 to anyone else.

Fancy a dodgy ruby the night before ??

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Tankslappers calling in sick then doing a Mallory day hasn't previously gone down well

Kwacky wrote:Tankslappers calling in sick then doing a Mallory day hasn't previously gone down well

still worth it

they have a month to sort alternative cover , considering how they have treated you for the past 12 -18 months , I would tell them that you are not available that day because of prior arrangements and leave them to it .

If no one wants it and you are certain, I might be interested, Kwacky.


I’ll get back to you when I have looked at next months calendar.

I have booked the wrong group if anybody wants to swap over ,tell them to go bollax kwacky mallory and my lunch is far more important !

As much as I would love to tell them to go feck themselves that won't do anything to help with my anxiety about job security.

Kwacky wrote:As much as I would love to tell them to go feck themselves that won't do anything to help with my anxiety about job security.

Ironically it sounds like it would be stress therapy under doctors orders

Hope things improve soon buddy, I know you have not been happy there for a long time.

Perkles, you still planning on going?

I'm going to check with smallboy just to check there's nothing COVID related that would cause any issues, then I'll pay then for the bike

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D6Nutz wrote:Perkles, you still planning on going?

I'm going to check with smallboy just to check there's nothing COVID related that would cause any issues, then I'll pay then for the bike

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I am 50/50 due to work pressures and being knackered cant be bothered etc ,apologies but I am likely to make a decision the morning I wake up but at the moment my head isnt in it

Perkles wrote:

D6Nutz wrote:Perkles, you still planning on going?

I'm going to check with smallboy just to check there's nothing COVID related that would cause any issues, then I'll pay then for the bike

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I am 50/50 due to work pressures and being knackered cant be bothered etc ,apologies but I am likely to make a decision the morning I wake up but at the moment my head isnt in it

Ok mate, I'm staying up the night before. Let me know if you still want the tyre warmers and we can probably sort something out either Thursday or Friday.

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D6Nutz wrote:

Perkles wrote:

D6Nutz wrote:Perkles, you still planning on going?

I'm going to check with smallboy just to check there's nothing COVID related that would cause any issues, then I'll pay then for the bike

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I am 50/50 due to work pressures and being knackered cant be bothered etc ,apologies but I am likely to make a decision the morning I wake up but at the moment my head isnt in it

Ok mate, I'm staying up the night before. Let me know if you still want the tyre warmers and we can probably sort something out either Thursday or Friday.

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Where are you staying ?
Part of the problem is I am staying in Leeds during the week and won’t have time to prep my bike
I am slowly talking myself into stop being a lazy twat and take a day off and go and enjoy it

Its going to be warm and sunny by the looks of it. Do It, Perkles.

If i was able to ride i would be there. Its only when you lose the ability to ride, you realise what you are missing.

I didn't realise you were in Leeds all week. I could have taken your bike and got it ready for you.

Kwacky wrote:I didn't realise you were in Leeds all week. I could have taken your bike and got it ready for you.

Thanks I live there in the week and come back on a Friday or Saturday morning
I am going to force myself to do this even if I wobble around at 30 mph

Perkles wrote:

D6Nutz wrote:

Perkles wrote: I am 50/50 due to work pressures and being knackered cant be bothered etc ,apologies but I am likely to make a decision the morning I wake up but at the moment my head isnt in it

Ok mate, I'm staying up the night before. Let me know if you still want the tyre warmers and we can probably sort something out either Thursday or Friday.

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Where are you staying ?
Part of the problem is I am staying in Leeds during the week and won’t have time to prep my bike
I am slowly talking myself into stop being a lazy twat and take a day off and go and enjoy it

I'm staying in Kirkby House, just round the corner from the track. Didn't fancy getting up at 4:30am!

Do it mate, everyone needs a break fun the stress of work and everyday life. What better break than laughing at a fat twat on a hire bike

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D6Nutz wrote:
Do it mate, everyone needs a break fun the stress of work and everyday life. What better break than laughing at a fat twat on a hire bike

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laughing at a fat twat in factory issue race leathers and a BMW flagship superbike